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Scene 57: The Perverted Nun chords by
Frank Zappa & The Mothers
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Key: Ab major•
Verse 1
G
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I'm going to die.

I know I'm going to die.

I can tell because my

pulse is so weak.

The pills...

I took so many downers

that I know this is the end for me.

You poor thing.

You want us to fix

your hair for you
D
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so you look good when they find you?
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Oh, would you?

Sure, what do you want?

A ponytail?

A flat top with fenders?

I'm gonna die, Janet.

I'm gonna OD.

So make me look good.

Listen, the best I can do for you

is fix your hair,

so why don't you get up and wash that melted

eye makeup off your face?

Is it smeared?

I've been crying so much.

It's so damn sad when you know

you'll never see all your friends anymore.

Oh,

every week it's the same old thing.

You're gonna die.

You're gonna die.

Somebody went out on you.


Somebody doesn't

love you anymore.

How long you been a groupie?

You should get used to romances

which are so obviously cheap.

Listen, just in case you crash out

and the imaginary rock -and -roll news
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paper from San Francisco

wants to get any pictures of you,


you'll look like you washed your face.

Really, it's better this

way with a clean face.

People think groupies

are such dirty girls.

But mine's sort of fucking

all three of them.

Look, over there. What? He's

doing it.

He's watching us from the fake

bandstand

with the binoculars.

Who, the Englishness?

The rivet boy.

The rivet boy?

Where? Over there.

Wipe that stuff out of your

eyes.

Looks like he's beating off.

Beating off?

I knew he was a pervert.

Ooh, how exciting.

Hey, are you still trying to ode thee?

Yes. This definitely is the end for me.

I feel so faint and so weak.

Ah. Good evening,

honey.

That was the most imaginary collapse

I've seen since last week.

Janet, do you think

she's going to die?

Are you kidding?
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Did you see her hit the floor?
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God, well, it was so obviously cheap.

I'm going to die.

This time it's real.

Listen, Lucy, we've got to get ready


for a big dance number.

We're going to the fake nightclub

tonight.

Everything's getting dim.

Why don't you tell her a story

while you put your make -up on?

Evening.

Listen, Toots,

I'm gonna make up
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a nice little fairy tale for you.
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Oh, the pills and mandrakes.

I took so many of them.

I'll tell you part of the story,

and then you make up another

part that goes along with it.

Once upon a time,
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there was a tall, handsome, muscular...

Dwarf. with a very special

Swedish apparatus
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that him and his friends would use in conjunction with bold

new surgical experiments involving a bludgeon,

a bottle of champagne

and a microwave oven from a jumbo jet,

one of the big jobs leased

from Air Rangoon
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Which, when used correctly,

can effectively increase the dimensions

and firepower of your dick

to the point where, in some instances,


it should be classified as a lethal weapon.

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Frequently asked questions

What is the original key of Scene 57: The Perverted Nun?

The original key of Scene 57: The Perverted Nun by Frank Zappa & The Mothers is Ab major.

What are the main chords for Scene 57: The Perverted Nun?

The primary chords used in Scene 57: The Perverted Nun are Ab, Eb, Fm, Gb, Db.

Do I need a capo to play Scene 57: The Perverted Nun?

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 1 fret.

Is Scene 57: The Perverted Nun beginner-friendly on guitar?

Yes, this version uses open chords like Ab, Eb, Fm, Gb, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

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The tempo of Scene 57: The Perverted Nun is approximately 32 beats per minute.

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