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Scene 30: JCB & Rance chords by 
Frank Zappa & The Mothers
N/A•
Verse 1
G
Yes, Jimmy Carl Black,
Indian of the group.
F
Gm
What can I do for you?
G
F
Bb
F
G
Mohanitz!
F
What are you doing here?
Gm
You just called me, didn't you?
C
All I said was Opal,
Am
you hot little bitch.
G
I'm known by many names.
Hmm, hmm.
F
Am
Got many friends who call you Opal the
hot little bitch.
G
Please, please, please, please,
please, Mr. Black.
Let us cut the small talk
C
and get on with your briefing.
Fine, you can brief me all you want
Am
G
as long as you can tell me two things.
Bb
I know. When do we get paid?
C
No, I want to know where is that waitress.
G
Uh -huh, waitress.
C
If she comes in this place,
will she sit on my face
C
and loan me a couple of bucks
until the end of the week?
G
A couple of bucks,
Am
Bb
end of the week,
Am
week ending, the week ending,
F
Am
what's that, the date?
A
Am
Bb
Uh, Tuesday was the 5th,
G
D
Monday was the 3rd,
C
make that out for Sunday.
G
C
Don't say Sunday!
G
What's wrong with Sunday?
The Lord's Day!
C
A day of rest!
G
Am
Just make that sucker out
G
for the 23rd of March,
F
would ya?
C
G
Very well, Mr. Blackmore.
Oh, by the way,
I have here the special beer
F
I promised you earlier.
Oh, man, it's about time.
G
I've been waiting.
F
Would you care to sign for it?
G
This a pencil?
F
No, Mr. Black, it is a pen. A pen?
Would you jive yourself in the
G
finger with it?
C
Listen, Mahonitz,
F
I may be professional,
G
F
but I'm not that professional.
Am
I just want my beer.
F
Sign first. In blood. Fuck you!
G
Who do you think you are,
the devil or something?
F
I am known by many names.
Am
You probably got some more weird
names for yourself,
but I'll tell you one thing you ain't never,
G
definitely ain't never gonna be called,
and that's the devil,
because you ain't the devil.
Oh, I'm not.
F
You bet your sweet ass you're
not.
The fucking devil's
got an English accent.
I seen him three weeks ago on TV.
So you know you can just take
this big needle here
G
And hang it your ass as far
Am
G
as I'm concerned.
The fuckin' guy must
have been a communist.
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