Scene 3: What?s The Deal? chords by Frank Zappa & The Mothers

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Hi, Larry.
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It's good to have you back on our panel.
Hi, Dave.
It's really great to be back on
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your pan el.
I'm sure the people at home
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will be interested to know why
such a large dwarf
as you is all dressed up
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like Frank Zappa.
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Tell us, Larry.
What's the deal?
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He made me do it, Dave.
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He's such a creep.
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He's making me hold this Aladdin.
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And why is he making you do that,
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Larry?
He wants me to fuck the
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girl with the harp.
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He wants you to fuck the girl
with the harp?
No, no.
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With the magic lamp.
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He wants me to stuff it up her and
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rub it.
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Let's ask our studio audience.
If you'd just been lowered
down here on TV
by a wire connected to a brown leather harness,
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forced by a crazy person  to insert a
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mysterious imported lamp
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into the reproductive orifice
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of a lady harpist,
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and you were a dwarf,
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would you do it?
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Yes! Let's spin the big wheel, Larry.
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Go ahead. Give it a whirl.
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What our studio audience doesn't know
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is that the reason Larry the Dwarf
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is doing all this stuff
is because it's all part
of the score
to Two Hundred Motels.
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Every word, every ac tion,
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the lamp,
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the reproductive orifice,
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it's all in the score so he has to
do it.
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This whole event is a fantasy
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that occurred touring on the road.
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Touring can make you crazy,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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That is precisely what 200
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Motels is all about.