Scene 3: What?s The Deal?

Scene 3: What?s The Deal? easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa & The Mothers

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  • Verse 1
    Hi, 
    Larry. 

    It's good 
    to have you back on 
    our panel. 

    Hi, 
    Dave. 

    It's really 
    great to be back on 

    your 
    pan
    el. 

    I'm sure 
    the people at home 

    will be 
    inter
    ested to 
    know why 

    such a large 
    dwarf 

    as you is 
    all dressed up 

    like Frank 
    Zappa. 

    Tell us, Larry. 

    What's the 
    deal? 

    He 
    made me do it, 
    Dave. 

    He's 
    such a 
    creep. 

    He's 
    making me 
    hold this Aladdin. 

    And 
    why is 
    he making you do 
    that, 

    Larry

    He wants 
    me to 
    fuck the 

    girl with the harp. 

    He 
    wants you 
    to fuck the girl 

    with 
    the harp? 

    No, 
    no. 

    With the 
    magic lamp. 

    He wants me to stuff 
    it up her and 

    rub 
    it. 


    Let's ask 
    our studio audience. 

    If 
    you'd just been lowered 

    down here on TV 

    by a wire 
    connected to 
    a brown leather harness, 


    forced by 
    a crazy 
    person to insert 

    mysterious 
    imported 
    lamp 

    into the repro
    ductive 
    orifice 

    of a 
    lady harpist, 

    and 
    you were a 
    dwarf, 

    would 
    you do it? 

    Yes! 
    Let's 
    spin 
    the big wheel, 
    Larry. 

    Go 
    ahead. 
    Give it a 
    whirl. 

    What our studio 
    audi
    ence doesn't 
    know 

    is 
    that the reason 
    Larry the Dwarf 

    is do
    ing all this 
    stuff 

    is because 
    it's all part 

    of the score 

    to Two Hundred 
    Motels. 

    Every 
    word, 
    every 
    ac
    tion, 

    the lamp, 

    the reproductive 
    ori
    fice, 

    it's all in the 
    score so he has to 

    do it. 

    This whole 
    event is a 
    fantasy 

    that occurred 
    tour
    ing on the 
    road. 

    Tour
    ing can make 
    you crazy, 


    ladies and gentlemen. 

    That is 
    precisely 
    what 200 

    Motels 
    is 
    all about. 

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