Scene 3: What?s The Deal? chords by Frank Zappa & The Mothers

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Verse 1
Hi, Larry.
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 (D major) It's good to have you back on our panel.
Hi, Dave.
It's really great to be back on
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your  (E minor) pan  el.
I'm sure the people at home
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will be  (D major) interested to know why
such a large dwarf
as you is all dressed up
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 (E major) like Frank  (A major) Zappa.
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Tell us, Larry.  (E major) 
What's the deal?
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 (D major) He made me do it, Dave.
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He's  (E minor) such a creep.
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He's  (D major) making me hold this Aladdin.  (E major) 
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 (D major) And why is he making you do that,
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Larry (E major) ?
He wants me to fuck the
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girl with the harp.  (E minor)  (G major) 
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 (D major) He wants you to fuck the girl
with the harp?
No, no.
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With the  (E major) magic lamp.
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 (A major) He wants me to stuff  (F sharp minor) it up her and
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rub  (E major) it.  (D major)  (E major) 
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 (D major)  (G major)  (D major) 
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 (E major) Let's ask our studio audience.
If you'd just been lowered
down here on TV
by a wire connected to a brown leather harness,
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forced by a crazy  (D major) person  to insert a
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 (E major) mysterious imported lamp
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into the repro (D major) ductive orifice
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 (E major) of a lady harpist,
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and you were a dwarf,  (D major)  (E major) 
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 (D major) would you do it?
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Yes!  (E major) Let's spin  (D major) the big wheel, Larry.
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Go ahead.  (E major) Give it a whirl.
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 (C major) What our studio  (D major) audience doesn't know
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is that the reason  (A major) Larry the Dwarf
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is do (D major) ing all this stuff
is because it's all part
of the score
to Two Hundred Motels.
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Every word, every  (A major) ac tion,
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 (E major) the lamp,
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 (D major) the reproductive  (A major) orifice,
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 (D major) it's all in the score so he has to
do it.
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This whole  (A major) event is a fantasy
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 (E major) that occurred tour (A major) ing on the  (D major) road.
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 (G major) Touring can make  (D major) you crazy,
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 (E major) ladies and gentlemen.
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That is  (D major) precisely  (A major) what 200
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Motels is  (D major) all about.