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Scene 3: What?s The Deal? chords by 
Frank Zappa & The Mothers
N/A•
Verse 1
Hi, Larry.
D
It's good to have you back on our panel.
Hi, Dave.
It's really great to be back on
Em
your pan el.
I'm sure the people at home
D
will be interested to know why
such a large dwarf
as you is all dressed up
E
A
like Frank Zappa.
E
Tell us, Larry.
What's the deal?
D
He made me do it, Dave.
Em
He's such a creep.
D
E
He's making me hold this Aladdin.
D
And why is he making you do that,
E
Larry?
He wants me to fuck the
Em
G
girl with the harp.
D
He wants you to fuck the girl
with the harp?
No, no.
E
With the magic lamp.
A
F#m
He wants me to stuff it up her and
E
D
E
rub it.
D
G
D
E
Let's ask our studio audience.
If you'd just been lowered
down here on TV
by a wire connected to a brown leather harness,
D
forced by a crazy person to insert a
E
mysterious imported lamp
D
into the reproductive orifice
E
of a lady harpist,
D
E
and you were a dwarf,
D
would you do it?
E
D
Yes! Let's spin the big wheel, Larry.
E
Go ahead. Give it a whirl.
C
D
What our studio audience doesn't know
A
is that the reason Larry the Dwarf
D
is doing all this stuff
is because it's all part
of the score
to Two Hundred Motels.
A
Every word, every ac tion,
E
the lamp,
D
A
the reproductive orifice,
D
it's all in the score so he has to
do it.
A
This whole event is a fantasy
E
A
D
that occurred touring on the road.
G
D
Touring can make you crazy,
E
ladies and gentlemen.
D
A
That is precisely what 200
D
Motels is all about.
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