Santa's A Fat Bxtch chords by Insane Clown Posse
Verse 1
G
Sleigh bells jingle- ling rin
jing jingle- ling
F
Horses, horses, horses, horses
G
Sleigh bells jingle- ling
Verse 2
ring jing jingle- ling
G
F
G
Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under
the chimney
Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's comin',
he's comin' he must
Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust
Turn on my TV the very next day I
see you're gettin' paid
F
G
Leadin' the parade,
I'm that sniper on the buildin'
Eb
G
Listen to my nine go click,
Verse 3
Santa's a fat bitch
G
Eb
G
A
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
G
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't
A
get shit
G
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
F
G
Yeah, I got somethin' to say about St. Nick
Verse 4
Fuck that ho he never brought Shaggs shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
So I eat it, 'cause there ain't
nothin' in the cupboards
F
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
G
Alls I need for Christmas
F
is my two front teeth
G
F
I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
G
I need a few new ones,
F
Eb
could you help me out
G
Should've known I'd get the
F
G
short end of the stick
No kinda gift, I didn't get shit
Eb
G
Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
F
G
It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch
Verse 5
A
G
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get
shit
Eb
G
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 6
F
"Oh- ho- ho don't go that
G
way Rudolph that's the ghetto
F
Ho- ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything"
(Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle- ling
Horses,
G
horses, horses, horses
Verse 7
Eb
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
G
I see you got cookies and
milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect
your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Rudolph,
Eb
he don't bring your sleigh my way
G
Nothin' but coal and dirt for little J
I guess you couldn't fit
Eb
down my chimney shaft
G
You need to lose some
of that fat ass, uh
All the little rich boys,
they gettin paid
Countin' the toys and
duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little
chunk of dog shit
Verse 8
I'm a kill that fat bitch
G
Eb
G
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
A
G
Another year and I ain't get
Eb
G
Eb
shit
G
(Another year I ain't get shit)
Eb
G
If I hear him land on my roof
Eb
A
(Oh my undertaker)
G
F
G
I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
Eb
G
hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 9
Twas another full Christmas and
everything's whack
Not a creature stirrin'
but a fuckin' rat
I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't
Eb
hearin' nothin'
G
Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as
hell ain't no stuffin'
Eb
All that I paid, wished and prayed
G
This fat motherfucker
would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some
F
G
crusty old drawers
Yep, yep, I knew it, The shaft again
Eb
G
And again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit,
house
Verse 10
And there'd be no sign of the fat bitch
G
A
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
G
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit
A
G
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
F
G
(Oh my undertaker)
F
G
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Eb
G
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't
get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
Gm
G
Eb
G
I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
E
Eb
Eb
hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 11
Eb
"He's got a fuzzy white
A
beard and a great big smile
Eb
Eb
A bright red hat you can see for a mile
A
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin
Eb
B
Eb
B
E
Here comes Santa Claus again"
Santa's A Fat Bxtch
Insane Clown Posse
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