Key: Eb major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
asses
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Ceremonial reading glasses
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All the kids are a little too little for this
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All the parents nod in agreement
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I think I can vaguely see what He meant
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It's too early in the morning, glory
The father reads a little bit farther
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Assuring the assured that they
When God, in verse forty-five
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He meant that people all from the start
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hearts
moral cotton
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Free our hearts from slavery
selling slaves
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Uh, he, the bible's sorta like uh,
there's like, typos
from my iPod
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And over the music I can hear them say
Dear God, dear Lord,
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dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword
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The blue balled anti-masturbator
I'd like to thank your holy might
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For making me both rich and white
There's so much pain
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Wars and drugs and homeless people
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A world in darkness needs your light
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Jeses
Verse 2
Messing's fingers
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Obama could you pass
some hope to the Pope
who wanna elope
See the church said nope
they've been addicted
Benedict did
'Cause in the holy land of the Lord
He's the holy landlord
And dicks are evicted
'Cause you can be a Benedict
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If you've been a dick
under Benedict
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But you can't have Benedicts
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What, yeah, a dick on a pope is
'Cause it's pointless,
Throw up your bibles,
Christ has risen
Hallelujah, now it's raining men
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Because the gender ratio
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Jesus Je sus Jesus
wasn't the Messiah
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I'm a blasphemah
Post-Katrina
On a crusade to cruise aids
You're too late,
Verse 3
Amen, in the name of the father,
son and holy ghost
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
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Turn up your nose, strike that pose
Outro 1
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ChordsEb Cm Ab F
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