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Prelude To The Purse chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
D
I don't know that I'm on but I don't get the sound of that chair,
so you know where I'm at
And then he took it like this
Em
B
It's gonna fall on the Christmas
Em
tree
I don't know that I'm actually on, but he actually took
D
Em
the thing and he ruffled it around and he says
E
"O h, oh boy, am I gonna throw this
B
E
down?", and then he...
A
Then he went
E
Second one's fun
D
Em
It was classic, because he knew it was on tape
But we're going to get something
to drink
Verse 2
We'll return,
E
would you boys like anything to drink?
D
Hey, analyze the purse
Yeah, yeah
E
I'll give you a buck or so
No
D
Give us a buck or so, we'll go get...
E
Oh, Jesus, man, my ass
I can tell, man, you're a Catholic
Em
C
Right, I'll take your dollar Hey, where's the "or so"?
Verse 3
E
D
Where's the "or so"?
Or so?
You said "a buck or so"
E
The "or so" when you get back
He gives you an "or so"
The or so for the torso, right?
Verse 4
E
Who's driving?
He's funny
That guy with the nose?
Funny
He's a Catholic
Verse 5
Hey, what would you like to drink?
E
Hey, how'd you know that?
What was your first clue?
D
Was it the letter from the sister?
E
Abm
It was the Pomona Catholic High School
E
report card
What do you want to drink?
Good clue
Well, just get something, I'll help you
D
drink it
Come on, Raymond
A
Kimosabe?
I don't have any money either
Hey, will one of you guys
E
lend me some money?
I'll loan you some gray matter
Yeah, she does
Be right back
I'm gonna be a Catholic priest
Verse 6
E
D
Any time you like
E
But if you don't care to, that's
D
all right because...
A
Actually, acts, you know, casual
D
Out the door we go
B
But all the time we know that we're
on
E
We're showmen,
what do you want?
D
E
Yeah, we're gonna talk
about you
Verse 7
D
Now you really get it out, smart- ass
I'd like to be a Catholic priest,
daddy
You see this?
Every month,
E
42 dollars from each person in high school
D
Oh yeah?
E
Yeah, receipt right here
For the Syndicate
You bet
They're doing something
E
weird going on there
F#m
E
See what else we can
F#m
find here
D
She's adding up her total
E
D
She just quit
F#m
Here, come here Pull up a chair and analyze
Verse 8
the thing while I go take a leak
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