Pork Rind Airlines chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
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Am 
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C 
If  (G major) Muham (A minor) mad want (G major) s to  (C major) blow me up,
just because
F 
He'll have to  (F major) break a bunch of Muslim
dietary laws
C 
Cause  (C major) I'll be flying on
G 
C 
 (G major) Pork Run Air (C major) lines
We'll make him eat a big bacon biscuit
before he gets on the jet
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And  (F major) sausages that hadn't
been inspected yet
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G 
And  (C major) I'll be flyin' on Pork  (G major) 
C 
Run Air (C major) lines
F 
We'll get our  (F major) blood pressure
up about a mile high
Dm 
C 
And  (D minor) we'll smell  (C major) like chitlins when we fly by
F 
I  (F major) won't sit next to Al Alakazam
C 
Unless he's  (C major) chokin' down a
big plate of deviled ham
F 
He'll have to  (F major) take my life
with a plastic knife
Dm 
C 
And fork -chewin'  (D minor)  (C major) Boston
butt all the way to New York
Cause I'll be flyin' on
G 
C 
Park  (G major) Run Air (C major) lines
F 
We'll eat enough dry  (F major) rub ribs
to die a natural death
C 
He won't  (C major) wanna meet Allah
with pig's feet breath
F 
It's  (F major) hard to jihad eatin' Brunswick stew
Dm 
C 
Hell,  (D minor) the  (C major) plane already
smells like barbecue
F 
And  (F major) we've never done
a dang thing to him
Dm 
C 
Ex (D minor) cept to  (C major) hand him a
big bait of Slim Jims
And we'll be flyin' on
G 
C 
 (G major) Pork Rhyme Air (C major) lines
G 
Yeah, safely flyin' on  (G major) Pork
F 
Dm 
C 
Rhyme Air (F major) lines  (D minor)  (C major) 
Pork Rhyme Airlines