Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead chords by Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, The Mothers

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Verse 1
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While we're at it,
we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for you.
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This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th
birthday of the United States of America.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a song that warns you in advance
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that next year, everybody is going
to try and sell you things
that maybe you shouldn't
ought to buy.
And not only that,
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they've been planning it for years.
The name of this song is,
pardon me,
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Puffter's Froth, Wyoming,
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Plans Ahead.

Interlude 1

Puffter's Froth, Wyoming

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Verse 2

How'd you live in 67?

Verse 3

Take a letter, miss a better

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As our pigeons will be homin'

To our jobbers

Verse 5
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in Dakota
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And to Merwin, Minnesota
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This is merely just a notified
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Preformance to our quota
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Well, we've all come out to show them
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And the ilts have helped to slow them
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Little packets full of jackets
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Little rackets, little rackets
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Little poof to croff appointments
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Little poof to sproff anointments
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Little hoods, little goods
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Little doodads from the woods
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The en tire stock is shipping
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Oh, our shard is hardly slipping
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To our markets of the world
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I wrinkle pennants, I run furrow,
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T -shirts, racks, rubber snacks,
poster rolls with matching tags.
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It's a special beer for sports
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In paper cups that hold two claws
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Everything a nation needs
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For making hoopla while it feeds
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The trash compactors, small reactors
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Bowers, blowers,
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throwers and the glowers
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It's a bicentennial salute
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Two hundred years have gone kaput
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Ah, but we have been astute, sigh,
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unknown, wild, galoom.
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