Key: D major•
Verse 1
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Oh, I feel funny when every time I sing that song,
it makes me feel like that bloody big dog downstairs,
you know. Oh dear, oh dear.
in the audience,
so if I ask what your name is,
yell it out nice and loud.
It's a little bit hard to hear up here.
Okay, here we go.
I've got a frog on the side,
I don't know whether to try
Oh, lay that pistol down, babe,
Pistol -packin' mama,
Mary had a little lamb,
Every time it wagged its tail,
Oh, lay that pistol down, babe,
Pistol -packin' mama,
Okay, first lash coming up.
sort there that I scared.
What's your name, love?
You, you.
You, you!
Hee hee hee!
LAUGHTER
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Pepper.
Oh, Pepper danced around the floor,
Then she bolted out the door,
Oh, lay that pistol down,
A little dog walked down the street
A lamppost said to the little dog,
you can have this one on me.
Pistol packin' down,
Okay, next flash.
There's a bloke lying down there.
What's your name mate? Jeff.
Oh Jeff, he had a little watch,
Now he's taking Epsom salts
Oh lay that pistol down babe,
If I was a caterpillar,
I'd climb to the top of
the highest trees
and slide down on me
hands and knees.
Pistol packin' mama,
Here we go,
last verse comin' up
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This is where I cast the eagle -eye
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A
around the surrounding panorama
through a hall of human flesh
And God help the poor couple it lands on
Yeah, not bad there, that's not bad,
not bad over there
Not bad right down
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row of chairs there,
there's a beautiful looking sword
and a black with a blue.
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What's your name, love? Allison.
Allison, what's the name
of that handsome hunk of man beside you that's
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been mauling you all the time?
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What is it? Cliff.
Alison and Cliff, is that right?
Alison and Cliff, I think, yes.
Oh, Alison,
Oh, Alison went out
with Cliff last night.
She missed his lip,
She kissed his snout
and the bloody old thing was leakin'
babe, lay that pistol down
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D
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Lay that pistol down
D
Thank you.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD G B A C
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