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Pianos for The Pleated Gazelle chords by 
Frank Zappa & The Mothers
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Verse 1
C
Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown.
Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town.
Dm
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny.
G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney.
C
Here I am at a famous school.
Am
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool.
Dm
I got a cheerleader here,
wants to help with my paper.
G
I'd better do all the work
and maybe later I'll rave
F
For oh God I am the American dream
Em
Am
I do not think I'm too extreme
Dm
G
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
Get a good, get a good,
get a good, get a good
C
Women's liberation
Am
Dm
Am
Came creepin' all across the nation
Dm
I tell you people, I was not ready
G
When I fucked this dyke
by the name of Freddy
C
She made a little speech then
Am
All she tried to make me say when
Dm
She had my balls in her vice,
but she left the dick
G
I guess it's still hooked on,
but now it shoots too quick
F
Oh God, I am the American dream
Em
Am
But now I smell like Vaseline
Dm
G
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady?
I don't know which I wonder,
Em
G
wonder, wonder, wonder
C
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
Am
I jingled my change,
but I'm still kinda cute
Dm
Got a job doing radio promo
G
And none of the jocks can
even tell I'm a homo
C
Eventually me and a friend
Am
Sort of drifted along into S &M
Dm
I can take about an hour
on the Tower of Power
G
As long as I gets a little golden shower
F
Oh God, I am the American Dream
Em
With a spindle up my butt
Am
till it makes me scream
Dm
G
And I'll do anything to get ahead
I'll lay awake nights saying thank you,
Fred
F
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
Em
Am
Thanks to Freddy, I'm a sexual spastic
Dm
G
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
F
G
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
F
G
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
I knew you'd be surprised.
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