Pedro's Dowry chords by Frank Zappa

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Verse 1
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Now I get to conduct one.
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Cheers Whistle
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The name of this tune is
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The name of this tune is Pedro's
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Dowry.
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Let me tell you the story here.
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This was also written as a ballet,
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but we just don't have the budget
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for that sort of thing.
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Here's the plot.
A woman with oceanfront property
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waits for someone named Pedro
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in a skiff, a form of boat.
She will launder his burlap shirt
in the splendid sunset.
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He will play an inexpensive gui tar.
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She will make him
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a stimulating drink.
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And while he drinks it,
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she will put on some more lipstick.
Later, they'll have a cheap little fuck
and accidentally knock over an ashtray.
In the confusion,
she might have misplaced her necklace.
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Within moments,
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Merle has cleaned the rug. up.
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Now mix it good, Davey.
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