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Paladin Routine #2 chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Intro 1
D
E
Dm
Eb
E
Eb
Bm
E
Eb
G
E
G
E
G
D
G
As we join Paladin and his good friend Hey Boy
Verse 1
E
Am
E
G
in a plush San Francisco hotel,
E
we find
G
E
Gm
Hey Boy stimulated an d running down the stairs to
Ab
greed his compatriot in lust and perversion
Verse 2
Am
Ab
F#
Hey, Paladin, you've been drinking
Dm
sick passion for two weeks
Ab
G
D
Dm
What you want, pineapple chicken, almond duck,
D
portable Sony tape recorder
Barbecue pork, sesame seed pork,
Bm
G
whay you want?
Verse 3
G
Hey, I want some baby to hone my tool and squeeze it joy, brother
E
G
No, Hey Boy! You creepy little fat unique
D
What? You call Hey Boy homosexual?
G
Dm
Just
Verse 4
D
Dm
reservera room in this plush San
Bm
Francisco hotel for me and my sister
D
Have Paladin commit incest?
G
You know it, you little turd
D
G
D
G
And if anybody asks, if anybody asks where I am,
Gm
tell them this
Oh, Paladin,
you gesture hypnotically
Verse 5
Dm
And Paladin does gesture hypnotically as he reaches into
D
his pockets to bring forth a card of lust
Danger, romance, and adventure!
Dm
D
Hant tant, hant tant
Verse 6
Hant tant, hant tant
G
D
Hant tant tant
Hant tant tant
Peeeeeeee
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