Our Bizarre Relationship
Our Bizarre Relationship

Our Bizarre Relationship easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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    • Verse 1
    FZ: 
    Bizarre! 

    Suzy: Bizarre... 
    ha ha! 

    No- 
    one could 
    ever understand 
    our bizarre relationship 

    because 
    I was your intellectual 
    frigid housekeeper. 

    Especially 
    when 
    you'd be 
    going to bed with one 
    chick at 
    night and 
    I wake up in the morning and 
    find another one there, 

    screaming at 
    me... ha 
    ha... Asked 
    me what the fuck that 
    chick was doing 
    in your bed and I'd 
    walk in and you weren't 
    with the same one you 
    were in the night before. 

    Oh, I'll 
    never 
    for
    get that, as 

    long as I live. 

    That house, 
    well it had your 
    shit all 
    over... 
    and we had 
    a cat and we had 
    fleas 
    and we 
    had lots of crabs 
    that 
    we proceeded 
    to give to everyone 
    in Laurel 

    Canyon 
    except 
    for Elmer 
    and Phil, because 
    they were too sick 
    to ball... 
    ha ha... 
    Elmer 
    has a mentality 
    of approximately 
    One 
    Peanut. 
    Possibly. 

    As a 
    matter of fact, 
    I can remember 
    Elmer telling 
    me that 
    you really 
    had a lot of talent, 

    but 
    he didn't see 
    how anyone could 
    ever make it that 
    insisted 
    on saying 
    FUCK on 
    stage. 

    And 
    he used to drive 
    by in his gold 
    Cadillac 
    and peer 
    in the window... 
    ha ha... 
    'Cause 
    he never could get 
    over the amount of 
    groupie status that, 

    that you had 
    and he didn't. 
    Possibly because he's 
    50 years 
    old and 
    wretched... 

    FZ: 
    HA HA HA! 

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