Key: C major
Verse 1
C
Dm
Em
F
G
Am
F
C
G
Ah
C
G
A
G
Well I heard that you're
C
G
leavin' (leavin')
G
F
Em
Dm
your kind (ah)
Verse 2
G
C
Dm
Em
out (name out) of my Rolodex (oh)
F
C
And I tore all your pictures in two
E
Em
And I burned down the malt shop
D
Dm
G
Just because it reminds me of you
G
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cry
Verse 3
C
in'
G
C
found somebody new
F
G
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity
Am
F
eating shards of broken glass
G
C
G
Am
minute with you
Verse 4
G
C
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
Verse 5
self-service pumps
Dm
pumps
G
F
Oh, so honey,
G
C
let me help you with that suitcase
G
C
break my heart in two
F
G
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred
Am
F
thousand pa per cuts on my face
C
G
C
Than spend one more minute with you
Verse 6
Dm
G
Than watch you going out
C
Am
with other men
Verse 7
and again and again
G
Am
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say,
Bb
Darlin'
F
G
I'd rather have my blood sucked
F
G
C
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
F
G
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand
Am
F
Central Station with my tongue
C
G
C
Than spend one more minute with you
Verse 8
G
C
a huge pile of thumbtacks
F
G
Or stick my nostrils together
F
G
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with
Am
F
double-edged razor razor blades
C
G
Am
Than spend one more minute with you
Verse 9
F
G
I'd rather rip my heart out of my
ribcage with my bare hands
C
G
C
F
Em
Than spend one more minute with you
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