Let me tell you of an interview.
But the poor old fellow ain't
Arn't you jealous of the west tailed eagle.
(Well the eagle's flies round
(I keep my two feet firmily on
(Now i can't fly but i'm telling you.)
(I can run the pants off a Kangeroo.)
He can't fly but i'm telling you.
He can run the pants off a
Wll he was no model for the fifty cents.
(I can run the pants off a kangeroo.)
Take a look it will proove to you.
He can run the pants off a
He can't loop the loop like a cockatoo.
Swoop and toss like a alburtross.
(You silly Gollah i'm better
(Than a white cockatoo or
(They squeak and sqauk and try
Well he can't fly but i'm telling you.
He can run the pants off a
Last time i saw old man emu.
He was chasing a female emu.
As he shot past i heard him say.
(she can't fly but i'm telling you.
(She can run the pants off a kangeroo.
She can't fly but i'm telling you.
She can run the pants off a
Well there is a moral to this ditty
Brush can sing but he ain't pretty.
Duck can swim but he can't sing
Nor can eagle on the wing.
And you can't fly but i'm telling you
Well the kookaburra laughed and
(Kookaburra sounds made by
Captain and Steve Irwin.)