New enzyme detergent demise of ali mcgraw chords by Dory Previn

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Intro 1

Verse 1
G 
Mine
was a Wednesday death
C 
G 
A 
One afternoon at approximately 3 .15
D 
G 
I gave up and died,
C 
G 
and nobody cried
Mine was a bloodless death,
C 
not grim, not gory
More like Allie McGraw's new
enzyme detergent
G 
A 
Intimise in love's story
D 
Neat and tidy
G 
C 
G 
E 
Unlike Christ's on Friday
Friends were fooled
by the fact I still breathed
And I spoke
And I smiled
And I lied
Am 
A 
In my handy -dandy
D 
imitation life disguise kit
E 
I sent away for it
Styrofoam face fits so neatly in place
With the pre -recorded
voice of your choice
A 
And it almost sounds real
D 
It's a guaranteed deal
G 
C 
G 
And you don't feel a thing,
C 
and you can teach it to sing
G 
C 
G 
And all your friends are deceived,
C 
G 
and nobody grieves
Mine was a Wednesday day,
C 
G 
one afternoon at approximately 3 .15
A 
D 
I  was quietly laid to rest,
G 
C 
G 
A 
D 
and nobody guessed.
G 
C 
G 
A handy disposable heart,
Marks time in a plastic breast
C 
G 
And so it goes, and nobody knows
D 
G 
I am non -biodegradable you