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The midget's lament chords by Dory Previn

  • G

  • Em

  • C

  • Bb

  • D

  • B

    2
  • E

  • A

  • Bm

    2
  • F

  • Cm

    3
  • F#

    2
  • Dm

  • Bdim

  • Ebdim

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Intro 1
(G major) (E minor) (C major) (G major) (C major) (B flat major) (D major)
(G major) (C major) (G major) (C major) (B flat major) (D major)
Verse 1
(G major) I walk in,
(B major) I ain't too dumb
I (E minor) know I got some handicaps
(C major) (G major) t'overcome
I mean (C major) y'seen one midget,
(G major) y'seen 'em all (E major)
(A major) Oh yeah, midget, (D major) oh yeah, (C major) (B minor) small

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Verse 2
(G major) And that's as far as (B major) you can see
(E minor) Is that the sum
And total (C major) substance of me? (G major)
Midgets dwarfs (F major) (G major) chimps in (E major) a zoo
(A major) They all look alike (D major) (G major) to you (C major) (B flat major) (D major)
Verse 3
Well (G major) listen good (B major) 'cause I don't lie
(E minor) There's a whole lot more to me
(C major) Than meets the eye (G major)
(C major) And it fills my little soul
(G major) with midget hate (E major)
Verse 4
The way (A major) that people will not learn
(D major) To differentiate, yeah, (G major) sure midget
That's what you say
And (C major) that's as far as it (C minor) goes
Verse 5
But have (G major) you ever said
That's a Hun (F major) gari (F sharp major) an (E major) midget?
Or that's (A major) a midget
With a (D major) wart on (G major) his nose?
(E major)
Verse 6
Have you ever taken the time to notice
A midget with curly hair
It isn't fair, there (A major) are skinny midgets
Verse 7
Fat midgets, gay midgets, flat midgets
(B flat major) There are midgets in deep (D major) despair (D minor)
Half a soul half a brain,
(Bdim) half a heart
And twice (B flat major) the pain,
(D minor) sure they're cute (Bdim)
And (B minor) they're a lot of fun (Bdim)
Verse 8
(D minor)
But would you want your sister
(B flat major) To marry one?
(D major)
Verse 9
(G major)
Midget small, (B major) that's it and that's all
(E minor) The classification it is (C major) made (G major)
(C major) Midget runt, (G major) well, now I gotta be blun (E major) t
I (A major) wish I was born
Verse 10
I wish I was (D major) born a spade
Sure I would (G major) still be a midget
But I would have such
Such beautiful coloration
(B minor) And
Verse 11
(C major) among my fellow midgets
I would be (C minor) a sensation
(G major) Talk about standing out (F major) in the (F sharp major) pack
(E major)
Verse 12
(A major) (D major) I wish I (G major) was black
Midgets dwarfs (D major) chim
(E flatdim) pan (E major) zees (G major)
Ain't it all relative
(E major) When (F major) you're (F sharp major) on your knees?
Verse 13
(G major) So don't tell me, don't tell me
(F major) About (F sharp major) minorit (E major) ies
I (A major) wish to Christ, I wish to (B flat major) (A major) Christ
Outro 1
I was black
(G major) (C major) (G major) (E minor) (G major)
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