Key: C major•
Verse 1
G
F
Em
"That's my brother over there standing up,
Dm
G
F
Em
Dm
stuffing ice cubes down the back of his trousers and do you want to know why? Well ac tually, between you and me..."
Verse 2
A
Am
got piles
Em
Am
He never ever smiles
F
C
You'd be glum
Em
Am
A
If you had his bum
G
C
My brother's got piles
Am
F
We warned
Verse 3
G
C
We said don't sit on stone walls
Em
E
Am
Avoid wet grass, but now his arse
D
G
Looks like it's grown another pair of...
Verse 4
F
Ab
Well I mean he's moaning he's groaning
G
C
He's doubled up with pain
Em
E
But the girls say aaah
Am
F
They think he's a star
C
Am
Wayne
Verse 5
E
Em
E
Am
He never ever smiles (He's quite
Em
Am
If you had his bum
G
C
My brother's got piles
Verse 6
Em
Dm
no bloody good they'd done
G
F
A waste of time spent swallowing them
G
Am
My brother's got piles
Verse 7
E
Em
E
Am
He never ever smiles
F
C
You'd be glum
E
Am
A
If you had his bum
G
C
My brother's got piles
Verse 8
G
C
Upon the grapes of wrath
Em
E
Am
D
Some joker said a poker with a red-hot
F
His
Verse 9
G
C
And standing up you'll find him
Em
E
He can 't sit down but
F
G
Because his troubles are all
Verse 10
Verse 11
E
Am
He never ever smiles
F
C
You'd be glum
Em
Am
If you had his bum
G
C
My brother's got piles
Verse 12
(Tie a yellow ribbon to
the old suppository)
Verse 13
G
F
My brother has got haemorrhoids,
Em
Dm
we laugh, it is unkind
G
F
The kids all call him cho-cho train train
Em
Dm
'cause he has a tender behind
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