My Brother's Got Files (Misprint) chords by Ivor Biggun
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Verse 1
(G major) (F major) "That's my brother over there (E minor) standing up,
(D minor) stuffing ice cubes down the (G major) back of his trousers and do you (F major) want to know why? Well (E minor) ac tually, between you and me..." (D minor)
(G major) My brother's
Verse 2
got (A major) piles (A minor)
He (E minor) never ever (A minor) smiles
(F major) You'd be (C major) glum
If (E minor) you had his bum (A minor) (A major)
(G major) My brother's got (C major) piles
(A minor) We (F major) warned
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Verse 3
him, we (A flat major) told him
We said (G major) don't sit on stone (C major) walls
Avoid (E minor) (E major) wet grass, but (A minor) now his arse
(D major) Looks like it's grown another (G major) pair of...
Verse 4
Well I mean he's (F major) moaning he's (A flat major) groaning
(G major) He's doubled up with pain (C major)
(E minor) But the girls (E major) say aaah
They (A minor) think he's (F major) a star
Because he (G major) walks just like John
(C major) Wayne (A minor)
(G major) ('Ere listen) My brother's
Verse 5
got (A minor) piles
He (E major) nev (E minor) er (E major) ever (A minor) smiles (He's quite
(F major) disconsolate)
You'd be (C major) glum
If (E minor) you had his bum (A minor)
(G major) My brother's got (C major) piles
He (G major) bought
Verse 6
some sup (F major) positories but
(E minor) no bloody good they'd done (D minor)
A (G major) waste of time spent (F major) swallowing them
He (E minor) might as well have
stuffed them up his (D minor) bum
(G major) My brother's got (A minor) piles
Verse 7
He (E major) nev (E minor) er (E major) ever (A minor) smiles
(F major) You'd be (C major) glum
If (E major) you had his bum (A minor) (A major)
(G major) My brother's got (C major) piles
All the (F major) lotions
Verse 8
and the (A flat major) potions
Upon (G major) the grapes of wrath (C major)
Some (E minor) joker said (E major) a (A minor) poker with a (D major) red-hot
end end might (G major) burn them off
His (F major)
Verse 9
botty feels (A flat major) grotty
And (G major) standing up you'll (C major) find him
He (E minor) can 't (E major) sit down but
(A minor) he shouldn't frown
(F major) Because his (G major) troubles are all
be (C major) hind him
Verse 10
(Eee by (G major) gum)
My brother's got (A minor) piles
Verse 11
He (E major) never ever (A minor) smiles
(F major) You'd be (C major) glum
If (E minor) you had (A minor) his bum
(G major) My brother's got (C major) piles
Verse 12
(Tie a yellow ribbon to
the old suppository)
Verse 13
My (G major) brother has got haem (F major) orrhoids,
we (E minor) laugh, it is un (D minor) kind
The (G major) kids all call him (F major) cho-cho train train
'cause (E minor) he has a (D minor) tender behind
My Brother's Got Files (Misprint)
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