Muffin Man

Muffin Man easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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  • Em

  • Verse 1
    The 
    muffin 
    man 
    is 

    seated 
    at the 
    table 

    in the 
    laboratory 
    of the 
    utility 
    muffin 

    Research 
    kitchen... 
    reaching 
    for 
    an 

    oversized 
    chrome 
    spoon 

    he gathers 
    an 

    Intimate 
    quantity 
    of 
    dried 
    muffin 

    rem
    nants 
    and 
    brush

    ing 
    his scapular 
    aside 

    Procceds to dump 
    these 

    inside 
    of his shirt... 

    He 
    turns to 
    us and 

    speaks: 

    Verse 2
    Some people 
    like 
    cupcakes 
    better. 

    for 
    one 
    care 
    less 
    for them! 

    Verse 3
    Arrogantly 
    twisting 
    the sterile 
    canvas 

    snoot 
    of a 
    fully charged 
    icing 

    Anointment 
    utensil 
    he 
    poots 
    forths 

    quarter-ounce 
    green 

    green rosette 
    (oh ah 
    yuk 

    Yuk... 
    let's try 
    that 
    again...!) 

    he poots 
    forth 
    quarter-ounce 
    green 

    green 

    rosette 
    Near 
    the summit 

    of 
    dense 
    but 

    radiant 
    muffin 
    of his 
    own design. 

    Later 
    he says: 

    Some 
    people... 
    some 
    Verse 4
    people 
    like 
    cupcakes 
    ex
    clusively, 

    while 
    myself, 
    say 

    There is 
    naught 
    nor 
    ought 
    there be 
    nothing 

    so exalted 
    on 
    the face 
    of 
    god's 
    grey 

    Earth 
    as 
    that 
    prince 
    of 
    food

    s... 
    the muffin! 

    Verse 5
    Girl 
    you 
    thought 
    he 
    was 
    a man 

    But 
    he 
    was 
    a muffin 

    He 
    hung 
    around 
    till 
    you 
    found 

    That 
    he 
    didn't 
    know 
    nuthin' 

    Verse 6

    Girl 
    you 
    thought 
    he 
    was 
    a man 

    But 
    he 
    only 
    was 
    a-puffin' 

    No 
    No 
    cries 
    is 
    heard 
    in 
    the night 

    As 
    result 
    of 
    him 
    stuffin' 

    Interlude 1






















    Verse 7
    Bruce 
    fowler 
    on trombone, 

    napo
    leon 
    murphy 

    brock 
    on tenor 
    sax, 
    and lead 
    vocals, 

    Terry 
    bozzio on 
    drums, 

    tom 
    fowler 
    on 
    bass, 

    denny 
    walley 
    on 
    slide, 
    george 
    duke 

    On 
    keyboards, 

    captain 
    beefheart on 
    vocals, 

    and 
    soprano 
    sax, 

    and 
    madness. 
    thank 

    You very 
    much 
    for coming 
    to 
    the concert 
    tonight. 

    hope 
    you 
    enjoyed 
    it. 
    good
    night 

    Outro 1
    Austin, 
    texas, 
    where 
    ever you 
    are. 








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