Morman Xmas Dance Report
Morman Xmas Dance Report

Morman Xmas Dance Report easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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    • Verse 1
    My 
    husband Frank 
    had 
    a very interesting 
    gig 
    tonight, 


    and I'd like him to 
    tell you about it. 

    Can you tell 
    me where 
    was 
    this dance 

    that 
    you played tonight? 

    I played a 
    wonderful dance 

    at 
    the Mormon 
    Church 

    Recreation 
    Hall 

    in 
    Pomona. 

    What 
    type of dance 
    was this? 

    Well, 

    this is the 
    swingiest dance you've 
    ever 
    seen. 

    Man, 
    this was really beautiful. 

    It was 
    a Christmas dance 

    and 
    this 
    recreation hall 

    was 
    about as big 
    as our living room. 

    I dig 
    it. It had a hardwood 
    floor, 

    it had a little 
    stage, 

    and 
    on the floor 

    they had a 
    basketball thing 
    marked off, 

    an
    d it was all 
    decorated 
    up, 


    you know, like they really 

    went to a lot of trouble. 

    They had these wires 

    going across 
    the room like 

    that, and 
    millions of them, 

    and they 
    had these little thread
    s 

    coming down with cotton 
    balls tied 
    on the 
    end 

    so it looked 
    like snow 

    they 
    had these trees 

    these dead 
    trees set 
    up on 

    these 
    pedestal 
    deals 

    all 
    around the wall 

    then 
    they were 
    sprayed 
    with snow 

    an
    d they had little 
    ribbons 

    bows and para
    sols 

    and little 
    boofers 

    an
    d all these things 
    attached to them 


    and then they had these colored 

    lights 

    underneath lighting 
    it up 

    it was real 
    real 
    lovely 

    And then they had 
    the, 

    when 
    you 
    walked into the 
    place, 

    they had like 
    a beaded 
    drape, 

    only 
    it wasn't beads, 

    it was 
    these little cotton 

    balls like snow, 

    tied onto 
    threads, 

    and 
    then they had the big crystal 
    punch bowls, 


    and all 
    these wonderful 

    Mormons 

    standing around 
    there 

    getting ready 
    to have this fine 
    party. 

    So, 
    Ray told 
    me, he says, 

    you shouldn't smoke 

    when you go 
    over there, 

    man, they 
    don't like 
    it. 
    So I said, 

    oh man, he's just being 
    too cautious 

    because he's a 
    pretty tame guy. 

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