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Morman Xmas Dance Report chords by
Frank Zappa
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Key: Gb major•
Verse 1
D
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My husband Frank had a very interesting gig tonight,


and I'd like him to tell you about it.
Em
Em

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D
D

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Can you tell me where was this dance
D
D

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that you played tonight?

I played a wonderful dance

at the Mormon Church
F#
F#
2

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Recreation Hall
F#m
F#m
2

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in Pomona.
D
D

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What type of dance was this?

Well,
Em
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this is the swingiest dance you've ever seen.

Man, this was really beautiful.
D
D

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It was a Christmas dance
Eb
Eb
6

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and this recreation hall

was about as big as our living room.
D
D

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I dig it. It had a hardwood floor,
Eb
Eb
6

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it had a little stage,

and on the floor

they had a basketball thing marked off,
E
E

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and it was all decorated up,


you know, like they really

went to a lot of trouble.

They had these wires

going across the room like
Eb
Eb
6

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that, and millions of them,
D
D

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and they had these little threads
C#
C#
4

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coming down with cotton balls tied on the end

so it looked like snow
D
D

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they had these trees
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E
E

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D
D

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these dead trees set up on

these pedestal deals
Ebm
Ebm
6

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all around the wall
D
D

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Eb
Eb
6

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then they were sprayed with snow
Fm
Fm

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E
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an d they had little ribbons
F#
F#
2

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bows and parasols
D
D

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and little boofers

and all these things attached to them


and then they had these colored

lights
Eb
Eb
6

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underneath lighting it up
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E

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it was real real lovely
D
D

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And then they had the,

when you walked into the place,
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D

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they had like a beaded drape,

only it wasn't beads,
D
D

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it was these little cotton

balls like snow,

tied onto threads,
D
D

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and then they had the big crystal punch bowls,


and all these wonderful

Mormons

standing around there
D
D

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getting ready to have this fine party.

So, Ray told me, he says,

you shouldn't smoke

when you go over there,
D
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man, they don't like it. So I said,

oh man, he's just being too cautious

because he's a pretty tame guy.

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Chords

  • D

  • Em

  • F#

    2

  • F#m

    2

  • Eb

    6

  • E

  • C#

    4

  • Ebm

    6

  • Fm

Capo: 4

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

What is the original key of Morman Xmas Dance Report?

The original key of Morman Xmas Dance Report by Frank Zappa is Gb major.

What are the main chords for Morman Xmas Dance Report?

The primary chords used in Morman Xmas Dance Report are Gb, Abm, Bb, Bbm, G, Ab.

Do I need a capo to play Morman Xmas Dance Report?

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 4 fret.

Is Morman Xmas Dance Report beginner-friendly on guitar?

Yes, this version uses open chords like Gb, Abm, Bb, Bbm, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

What is the tempo (BPM) of Morman Xmas Dance Report?

The tempo of Morman Xmas Dance Report is approximately 32 beats per minute.

How do I transpose the chords for Morman Xmas Dance Report?

You can easily change the key of Morman Xmas Dance Report using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

Can I print the guitar chords for Morman Xmas Dance Report?

Yes! Click the Print icon to generate a clean, one-page version of the chords and lyrics for Morman Xmas Dance Report. This is perfect for practicing offline or adding to a physical songbook.

Is there a tuner available for Morman Xmas Dance Report?

Yes, we have integrated a Mini-Tuner directly on this page. Use it to quickly check your string pitch (Standard Tuning: E A D G B E) before you start playing along with Frank Zappa.

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