Master Ringo
Master Ringo

Master Ringo easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

N/A•
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • D

  • Am

  • C#

    4

  • A

  • D

  • Am

  • C#

    4

  • A

    • Verse 1
    Dear 
    PFIQ 

    Since you printed 
    my question 

    and photo 

    In issue 
    number 
    29, PFIQ 

    I have 
    received many 
    letters 

    I'm glad I'm 
    retired so I have 


    Plenty of time to 
    answer all 

    I 
    finally got 
    rid of the 
    smell 

    Of the deep 
    scrotum 
    piercings 

    Verse 2
    By putting 
    a 
    5 32- inches 

    barbell 
    and a 
    5 

    16- inches ring 
    now, 

    air can 
    get through 

    Verse 3
    (Can you 
    stand like 
    that? 

    Maybe I should 

    read the text one 
    whole 

    Because 
    again 
    oh 

    Just just say "now, air 
    can 

    get through") 

    Now, air 
    can get 
    through 

    Don't 
    ever quit putting 
    out 
    PFIQ 

    As it is 
    most enjoy- 
    able 
    i have them 
    all 

    And go over 
    them many 
    times 

    You 
    never heard anymore 
    of Carl 

    Carol, 
    issue n number 
    14, i 

    believe? 

    Keep up the great 
    work i don't 

    Know 
    what 
    to 
    pierce next 

    Verse 4

    PS do 
    you use 
    1- percent 
    xylocaine 

    For deep 
    cockhead piercings? 


    Piercing the head 
    of the 
    cock 
    must 

    be painful 

    (OOHH) i had 
    the head 
    tattooed 
    and 

    It 
    hurt like 
    hell! 


    But I didn't want 
    the artist 

    to stop 

    Outro 1


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