Master Ringo chords by Frank Zappa

SimplifiedD · Am · C# · A

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Verse 1
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Dear PFIQ
Since you printed my question
and photo
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In issue number 29, PFIQ
I have received many letters
I'm glad I'm retired so I have
Plenty of time to answer all
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I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings

Verse 2

By putting a 5 32- inches

barbell and a 5

16- inches ring now,

air can get through

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Verse 3
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(Can you stand like that?
Maybe I should
read the text one whole
Because again oh
Just just say "now, air can
get through")
Now, air can get through
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ
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As it is most enjoy- able i have them all
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And go over them many times
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You never heard anymore of Carl
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Carol, issue n number 14, i
believe?
Keep up the great work i don't
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Know what to pierce next
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Verse 4
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PS do you use 1- percent xylocaine
For deep cockhead piercings?
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Piercing the head of the cock must
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be painful
(OOHH) i had the head tattooed and
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It hurt like hell!
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But I didn't want the artist
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to stop