Make A Sex Noise
Make A Sex Noise

Make A Sex Noise easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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    • Verse 1
    Now ladies 
    and 
    gentlemen 

    We 
    don't normally 
    do 
    this 

    But 
    just 
    because 
    this 
    is Saint 

    Patrick’s Day 

    This 
    is our 
    special 
    Saint 

    Patrick's 
    Day program 

    And I 
    even 
    wear 
    a 
    green 
    shirt 
    and 

    Everything 
    we 
    wanna try 
    and work 

    A 
    little 
    bit of 

    Well 
    let's just 
    say 
    Home 
    Grown 

    Irish 
    Flavor 
    into 
    this 

    Program 
    now 
    bring 
    the band 
    on 

    Down behind 
    me 
    boys, this 
    is 

    Really 
    quite 
    technical 
    you 

    understand 
    that 

    Each 
    ethnic 
    group 
    has 
    characteristics 

    And 
    these characteristics 
    are 

    Generally 
    made 
    fun 
    of 
    by 
    other 
    ethnic 

    Groups 
    now 
    I 
    happen 
    to feel 

    That 
    the Irish 
    people 
    in this 

    country 

    Have gotten 
    a 
    "bum 
    rap 

    " to use 
    a common 
    expression 
    many 

    People 
    feel 
    that 
    Irish 
    people 
    in 

    America 
    simply 
    aren’t sexy 

    now 
    in or
    der 

    To dis
    pel 
    the 
    ethnic 
    myth 

    That 
    people 
    of 
    the Irish 
    persuasion 

    Are not 
    particularly 
    sexy 

    We 
    are going 
    to 
    make 
    it 

    Possible 
    for volun
    teers 
    from 
    the 

    Audience 
    tonight 
    to 

    demonstrate 
    just 
    how 

    Hot 
    they are 
    now 
    what I 
    would like 
    to 
    have 

    I 
    would like 
    to have 
    at 

    least 
    four 
    girls 
    who 

    Think 
    they are 
    Irish 
    to come 

    up 
    here 

    No, they 
    have, 
    no, 
    no, no, 

    they have 
    to be 

    Volunteers, 
    you have 
    to volunteer 
    for this 

    It 
    can't 

    Be under 
    duress 
    i, 
    no, 
    let me 
    ex
    plain 

    This 
    is very 
    scientific, 

    we need 
    two more 

    Okay 
    heh, 
    you 
    all think 
    you're Irish, 
    right? 

    OK, 
    ok 
    now listen, 
    quiet 
    please 

    This 
    is very 
    very 
    scientific 
    that's 

    Right 
    in 
    order 
    to 

    Prove 
    that 
    you 
    are 
    genuinely 

    hot 
    we're going 

    To give 
    you, 
    each 
    and every one 

    An 
    opportunity 
    to 
    make 
    a 
    sex 
    noise 

    With 
    musical 
    accompaniment 
    and so: 

    Verse 2
    Make 
    a sex 
    noise! 
    (Say) 

    Make 
    a 
    sex 
    noise! 

    Make 
    a 
    sex 
    noise! 

    Make 
    a sex 
    noise! 
    Make 
    a 
    sex 
    noise! 

    Make 
    a sex 
    noise! 

    Now, 
    Verse 3
    I'm not 
    sure 

    that 
    each 

    And everyone 
    of these 
    contestants 

    Is 
    truly 
    Irish 
    in 
    the biblical 

    Sense 
    of 
    the word 

    But 
    I think 
    we 
    have to 

    give 
    them credit 
    for 

    Coming 
    up 
    here 
    and 
    representing 

    The 
    Irish 
    people 
    in 

    Binghamton 
    tonight 

    especially 
    when 

    You realize 
    that that's 
    about 
    the 

    Only 
    form 
    of 
    safe 
    sex 
    left 
    in America 

    Ike: 
    Hah hah hah! 

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