Make A Sex Noise chords by Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
(A minor) Now ladies and gentlemen
We don't normally do this
But just because this is Saint
Patrick’s Day (C major)
(A minor) This is our special Saint
Patrick's Day program (E minor)
(D major) And I even wear a (A minor) green shirt and
Everything we wanna try and work
A little bit of (G major)
(A minor) Well let's just say Home Grown
Irish Flavor into this
Program now bring the band on
Down behind me boys, this is
Really quite technical you
understand that
Each ethnic group has characteristics
And these characteristics are
Generally made fun of by other ethnic
Groups now I (D major) happen to feel
That (A minor) the Irish people in this
country
Have gotten a "bum rap
" to use a common expression many
People feel that Irish people in
America simply aren’t sexy
now in or (C major) der
To dis (D major) pel (A minor) the ethnic myth
(D major) That people (A minor) of the Irish persuasion
Are not particularly sexy
We are going to make it
Possible for volun (D major) teers from the
(A minor) Audience tonight (D major) to
demonstrate (A minor) just how
Hot they are (D major) now what I would like to (A minor) have
(D major) I (A minor) would like to have at
least four girls who
Think they are Irish (D major) (A minor) to come
up here (C major) (D major) (A minor)
No, they have, no, no, no,
they have to be
Volunteers, you have to volunteer for this
It can't
Be under duress i, no, (E minor) let me explain
(A minor) This is very scientific,
we need two more
Okay heh, you all think you're Irish, right?
OK, (D major) ok (A minor) now listen, quiet (D major) please
(A minor) This is very very scientific that's
(C major) Right (A minor) in order to
Prove that you are genuinely
hot we're going
To give you, each and every one
An opportunity to make a sex noise
With musical accompaniment and so:
Verse 2
Make (A minor) a sex noise! (Say)
Make (D major) a (A minor) sex noise! (D major) (A minor)
Make a (C major) sex noise! (A minor)
Make a sex noise! (C major) Make a (A minor) sex noise! (D major) (A minor)
(D major) Make a sex noise!
Now, (A minor)
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Verse 3
(D major) I'm not sure
that each
And everyone of these (A minor) contestants
Is truly Irish in the biblical
Sense of the word
(D major) But (G major) (A minor) I think we have to
give them credit for
Coming up here and representing
The Irish people in
Binghamton tonight (D major) (C major) (A minor)
especially when
You realize that that's about the
Only form of safe sex left in America
Ike: Hah hah hah!
Make A Sex Noise
Frank Zappa
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