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Make A Sex Noise chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
Am
Now ladies and gentlemen
We don't normally do this
But just because this is Saint
C
Patrick’s Day
Am
This is our special Saint
Em
Patrick's Day program
D
Am
And I even wear a green shirt and
Everything we wanna try and work
G
A little bit of
Am
Well let's just say Home Grown
Irish Flavor into this
Program now bring the band on
Down behind me boys, this is
Really quite technical you
understand that
Each ethnic group has characteristics
And these characteristics are
Generally made fun of by other ethnic
D
Groups now I happen to feel
Am
That the Irish people in this
country
Have gotten a "bum rap
" to use a common expression many
People feel that Irish people in
America simply aren’t sexy
C
now in order
D
Am
To dispel the ethnic myth
D
Am
That people of the Irish persuasion
Are not particularly sexy
We are going to make it
D
Possible for volunteers from the
Am
D
Audience tonight to
Am
demonstrate just how
D
Am
Hot they are now what I would like to have
D
Am
I would like to have at
least four girls who
D
Am
Think they are Irish to come
C
D
Am
up here
No, they have, no, no, no,
they have to be
Volunteers, you have to volunteer for this
It can't
Em
Be under duress i, no, let me explain
Am
This is very scientific,
we need two more
Okay heh, you all think you're Irish, right?
D
Am
D
OK, ok now listen, quiet please
Am
This is very very scientific that's
C
Am
Right in order to
Prove that you are genuinely
hot we're going
To give you, each and every one
An opportunity to make a sex noise
With musical accompaniment and so:
Verse 2
Am
Make a sex noise! (Say)
D
Am
D
Am
Make a sex noise!
C
Am
Make a sex noise!
C
Am
D
Am
Make a sex noise! Make a sex noise!
D
Make a sex noise!
Am
Now,
Verse 3
D
I'm not sure
that each
Am
And everyone of these contestants
Is truly Irish in the biblical
Sense of the word
D
G
Am
But I think we have to
give them credit for
Coming up here and representing
The Irish people in
D
C
Am
Binghamton tonight
especially when
You realize that that's about the
Only form of safe sex left in America
Ike: Hah hah hah!
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