Key: D major
Verse 1
D
Ha!
Oh!
Verse 2
D
A
D
Em
D
Em
There was a man
D
Em
D
A
D
A little ole man
Who lived in Montreal
A
C
With a wife and a kid
And a car and a house
And a teenage daughter
With a see- thru blouse
Gm
G
Em
Who loved to grunt and ball
D
Verse 3
C
G
C
Magdalena
Gm
G
Em
A
The little ole man
To his house in Montreal.
In the blouse by the light
And he said to himself:
"She looks all right!"
And he reached for a tit
And grabbed it tight
And threw her up
Gm
Em
Against the wall
(Blue cross!)
A
Magdalena
Verse 4
A
G
When your Canadian daddy comes near.
A
G
My daughter dear, do not be concerned
A
G
When your Canadian daddy comes near.
G
Em
pancakes of our land.
A
Em
A
Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man?
A
Em
A
Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man?
Verse 5
C
G
C
the grubby little hand
G
C
Gm
Em
A
Who lived in
As he reached for her tit
And he said to himself:
"This is gonna be it!"
But the girl turned around
And said: "Go eat shit!"
Gm
Em
And ran on down the hall.
Right on, Magdalena!
A
Verse 6
My daughter dear,
A
G
When your Canadian daddy comes near.
A
G
My daughter dear, do not be concerned
A
G
When your Canadian daddy comes near.
G
Em
pancakes of our land.
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Em
A
Em
A
Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man?
F
A
F
C
What that can do to a man?
A
C
Em
C
Em
A
(Tell 'em!)
Verse 7
A
G
C
G
A
Magdalena, don't
you tease me like this
Em
G
Em
Right in the hallway
G
Em
G
Em
If your mommy
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Em
G
Em
She'll call a lawyer,
Verse 8
A
Em
DOODLE- OODLE- OODLE DOOT-
DOO DEE- OOH
DOO DEE- OOH
DOODLE- OODLE- OODLE DOOT-
F#m
Magdalena,
Verse 9
Magdalena,
Daughter of the smog- filled
Em
G
I'd like to take you in the closet and take off your
little clothes until you are virtually stark raving nude,
And kaopectate all over your body and take you
down to Hollywood Boulevard and we can,
Bm
G
We can walk down the streets by the stars that say Jon
Em
Bm
Provost and Leo G. Carroll together, baby.
We can go dancing up
at the Cinegrill
Pernell and us, until dark,
Don't you understand, my baby?
I didn't mean, I didn't need, I mean,
I saw you standing under the
In the light,
A
G
A
With your little nipples protruding through your little
D
A
see- thru thingie, and I just said, "My god,
My god, I gave my sperm to this
thing!" And now I just,
Em
don't you understand? So I grabbed you, but,
But don't hold it against me, I mean,
baby, and I wantcha to come back to me,
I mean, do you understand
me? I want you to...
I'm down on my knees to ya, Magdalena!
I wantcha ta walk back to me, baby,
Bm
B
I wantcha to turn around by the
Sparkletts machine.
Bm
That's it! That's it! In the little chartreuse hallway
A
Bm
with the little neon Jesus picture on the wall,
And I want you to step, baby,
Bm
A
I want you to walk back in your five inch spike
heels that you got at Frederick's,
Same time you and your mommy got that
crotchless underwear last year for Christmas,
And I want you to stroll back to me, baby
don'tcha understand me, baby?
A
Em
I want you to walk back
I'm down on bended knees, baby
I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
Don't you understand me?
I'm gonna take off you little
maroon hot pants
I'm gonna get down on my knees, baby,
dont'cha understand what I'm saying to you?
Bm
A
Your mom will never know,
Bm
A
F#m
she's playing bridge with the girls,
You and I go sucking som'thing, baby,
Bm
It's just you and I, don'tcha understand?
We can make love all night long,
Come on, Magdalena!
Please, little girl,
Walk back to your daddy,
What did I do that was so wrong?
My God, I was only following the sexual impulse like I heard on
the Johnny Carson Show from a book or something I wrote,
What can I say like, like...
Walk back, baby,
Come on,
Oh, please, you gotta walk back,
baby, walk back,
Walk back to your daddy!
Come on, Magdalena, to your daddy,
baby, you gotta walk back, baby, walk back,
Walk back, baby, walk back,
Your mom will never know,
Your mom will never know,
Walk back, baby, walk back,
Magdalena, come back,
Come back to you daddy,
Walk back, baby,
Walk back, baby,
Walk,
Walk,
A
Walk,
Walk,
WALK!
Walk to your daddy,
I'm down on my knees, don't
you understand?
Your mom will never know,
I told you so...
A
C
A
(I love you, Magdalena!)
You know what...
I said...
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