Lonely Person Devices chords by Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
Has any (G major) body ever seen Ms
pinky? (B minor)
(yeahhh, wow)
Hey, now you're gonna know what
I'm (G major) talking about we're
Gonna dedicate this whole
song to Ms pinky
For those of you who don't know about
(B minor) Ms
Pinky: We recently visited (G major) that
Colorful country Finland
And were met at the airport (B minor) by
A gentleman named Erik
(G major) erik sees us
Every time we go to Finland
He's a very nice person
He collects autographs
And gives us present (D major) s and
When (B minor) we left Finland, (G major) erik
Gave me a magazine to read
on the airplane
It was one of (D major) his favorite books
Verse 2
(B minor) Now (D major) a lot of people have heard
Quite a bit (G major) about Danish pornography
But have you ever (C major) heard of
Finnish
Pornography? (B minor)
(G major) It's real different (B minor) (G major) he
Gave me a Finnish (D major) pornographic
(G major) magazine
That had some girls
In it that I couldn't even
Believe that they would take
Pictures of 'em there
(D major) was one or two in
There that looked (G major) like Grace Slick but
The rest of 'em were hurtin'
Really hurtin' (D major) and of course
(G major) the quality of
The color photo (C major) graphy was just a
Little bit (G major) too far in the
Red direction, you know
They printed too (B minor) much
Red (C major) and they were showing a lot
Of girls with red shoes
Big (G major) like this but when it
Got down to the business- like
Details of that interesting (C major) zone
Between the legs these
(G major) Hunks of meat hanging down from
(B minor) The little bushes of
Hair all looked like they
Were (G major) horribly infected!
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Verse 3
(G major)
Anyway, thumbing through
the magazine
There was an advertisement in
(D major) There for a product, it's
A lonely (G major) person pro (B flat major) duct
And (G major) I know you have (B minor) (G major) quite a few
(C major) Lonely per (G major) son products
here in Denmark:
There's so many shops
that are (B minor) dedicated to
The needs of (G major) the lonely German,
(D major) the lonely
Italian, (G major) the lonely American and
The lonely Spanish
Person that drifts into your territory (D major) now
There (B minor) (D major) are many
lonely person
Products, you (G major) know,
the most (C major) basic (G major) of all of
(D major) These is the vibrator and uh, it
It can (G major) be very useful and
Enter (D major) taining used properly but
When (G major) you start branching
out to little things
Like (D major) Rover's (G major) Reamer (D major) has anybody
Ever seen Rover's Reamer?
It's a plastic (G major) dog dick about this long
With a crank in the end of it now
That is definitely (B flat major) a lonely person pro (D major) duct
And (G major) Ms pinky (B minor) is another one of
Those (G major) special (C major) lonely (G major) person products
Verse 4
Ms pinky (G major) is (D major) shorter than
(G major) the average (B minor) girl
Because she doesn't have a BODY
All she's got (G major) is a HEAD she's
Got a rubber head and
Her eyes are closed and her
(B minor) Mouth is WIDE OPEN an
She's got her lips rolled (B flat major) back
Over (G major) her teeth so she
Doesn't hurt you very much (B minor) and
She's washable (D major) so (G major) we're
Gonna dedicate this song to Ms pinky for
All the good work that she
Has done for (B minor) everybody
who sent (G major) away
For her in the Finnish magazine
(D major) And especially
(G major) For the guy in the back who has
Probably got Ms pinky sitting in
His lap right (B minor) now,
tucked away (D major) underneath
Of his over (G major) coat, just (D major) down there (G major)
Having a good time
Lonely Person Devices
Frank Zappa
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