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Lonely Person Devices chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
G
Has anybody ever seen Ms
Bm
pinky?
(yeahhh, wow)
Hey, now you're gonna know what
G
I'm talking about we're
Gonna dedicate this whole
song to Ms pinky
For those of you who don't know about
Bm
Ms
G
Pinky: We recently visited that
Colorful country Finland
Bm
And were met at the airport by
A gentleman named Erik
G
erik sees us
Every time we go to Finland
He's a very nice person
He collects autographs
D
And gives us presents and
Bm
G
When we left Finland, erik
Gave me a magazine to read
on the airplane
D
It was one of his favorite books
Verse 2
Bm
D
Now a lot of people have heard
G
Quite a bit about Danish pornography
C
But have you ever heard of
Finnish
Bm
Pornography?
G
Bm
G
It's real different he
D
Gave me a Finnish pornographic
G
magazine
That had some girls
In it that I couldn't even
Believe that they would take
Pictures of 'em there
D
was one or two in
G
There that looked like Grace Slick but
The rest of 'em were hurtin'
D
Really hurtin' and of course
G
the quality of
C
The color photography was just a
G
Little bit too far in the
Red direction, you know
Bm
They printed too much
C
Red and they were showing a lot
Of girls with red shoes
G
Big like this but when it
Got down to the business- like
C
Details of that interesting zone
Between the legs these
G
Hunks of meat hanging down from
Bm
The little bushes of
Hair all looked like they
G
Were horribly infected!
Verse 3
G
Anyway, thumbing through
the magazine
There was an advertisement in
D
There for a product, it's
G
Bb
A lonely person product
G
Bm
G
And I know you have quite a few
C
G
Lonely person products
here in Denmark:
There's so many shops
Bm
that are dedicated to
G
The needs of the lonely German,
D
the lonely
G
Italian, the lonely American and
The lonely Spanish
D
Person that drifts into your territory now
Bm
D
There are many
lonely person
G
Products, you know,
C
G
the most basic of all of
D
These is the vibrator and uh, it
G
It can be very useful and
D
Entertaining used properly but
G
When you start branching
out to little things
D
G
D
Like Rover's Reamer has anybody
Ever seen Rover's Reamer?
G
It's a plastic dog dick about this long
With a crank in the end of it now
Bb
D
That is definitely a lonely person product
G
Bm
And Ms pinky is another one of
G
C
G
Those special lonely person products
Verse 4
G
D
Ms pinky is shorter than
G
Bm
the average girl
Because she doesn't have a BODY
G
All she's got is a HEAD she's
Got a rubber head and
Her eyes are closed and her
Bm
Mouth is WIDE OPEN an
Bb
She's got her lips rolled back
G
Over her teeth so she
Bm
Doesn't hurt you very much and
D
G
She's washable so we're
Gonna dedicate this song to Ms pinky for
All the good work that she
Bm
Has done for everybody
G
who sent away
For her in the Finnish magazine
D
And especially
G
For the guy in the back who has
Probably got Ms pinky sitting in
Bm
His lap right now,
D
tucked away underneath
G
D
G
Of his overcoat, just down there
Having a good time
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