Learning My Lesson chords by Ralph Harris

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Verse 1
G 
But I'm learning.
My mother says you never stop learning
no matter how long you with somebody.
Gm 
You know what I'm learning this semester?
C 
G 
That's what the hell it feels like.
Cause it's a class you
ain't never gonna pass.
I'm learning that you have to share
everything you have down the middle.
I don't mind sharing
if I got a lot of something.
But if you put my clothes on,
I'm like...
Hey, that's my shirt!
That's my shirt!
What you doing?
I was going to wear that.
You about to wear it too, huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I see you tied a little knot
in the front of it, huh?
G 
You going wrinkle it all up?
That ain't how you wear that.
I don't wear your halter tops,
I don't wear them when you're in the
house.
G 
Because that's what you do ladies,
you put our clothes on
because you know we ain't going wear your stuff.
I'll surprise you, hey girl,
how look in your thong underwear,
what you think about that?
G 
You got them on backwards don't I?
F 
Knew something was wrong,
G 
kept slipping out of them,
it's cold as hell in these.
Okay, okay, Fellas,
ever put your lady's underwear
on your head?
You ever clown around,
C 
put your lady's underwear
on your head joke?
You never?
I never did that either.
G 
I was just checking with you.
never put no underwear
Dm 
on my head.
That's stupid.
F 
Who thought of that?
G 
I never would do that.
F#m 
Yes, I did.
I put the holes in the front,
G 
ground the fly.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
She laughed so hard,
C 
made her fart
and everything
G 
when she laughed.
Em 
She held that for three years.
G 
That's good, ain't it? She
don't even care now.
B 
Em 
Oh, she comfortable now.
G 
G 
Now it's just...
G 
What the hell was that?
F 
G 
Oh, shut up. You do it.
G 
Yeah, but I cook my food first.
Damn.
Oh, girl, my eyebrow just fell out.
G 
D 
You are rotten.
F 
I'm gonna get you some Raisin Bran
tomorrow. Yeah.
You know you love somebody
when you go through that.
You're in the car laughing about it.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
G 
I left the window up that time.
See, that one had some
color to it, too.
F#m 
What was that, burnt sienna?
F 
That was burnt I'll see you in a little bit.