Key: D minor
Verse 1
of the year
looking for one of those little hats
that you put on the extra
roll of toilet tissue.
Cover up the extra roll,
kind of look decorative
in the bathroom?
one of them
so we got to get an authentic one.
Put on the damn toilet tissue.
Hiding the damn tissue.
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but it's a hat on the toilet tissue.
I had an emergency a couple weeks ago.
I was sitting there three hours,
I don't know where the damn tissue
is.
My legs fell asleep.
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My feet,
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I knew if I stood up,
I was gonna bust my
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head on something.
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Damn, tissue was in a hat the whole time,
right behind me.
I had a hat on my head,
and I didn't even think to look at this
other one.
And then women, y get mad
with your underwear?
Stop putting hats on the tissue.
Y 'all get mad when you
discover them underwear.
You know, what am I supposed to do
under extreme measures?
I have to do what I got to do.
She'll never find mine,
though.
I ain't even going to bring them home.
I've been known to throw them
out of the car on the freeway.
You won't ever see these.
and your girlfriends
I don't care.
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I'll go, I'll have no underwear on.
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by a truck stop one time
They melted on me by the time I got home,
but... so what?
I ain't had them other ones,
that's all that matters.
You
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