Married People chords by Ralph Harris
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Verse 1
(G major) I'm learning.
Married people, you know, that's
who I watch.
My dad told me, he said,
if you're going to get married,
you got to claim the things
that make you happy.
(B major) My side of the bed makes me happy,
because (B flat major) I got the clock on my side,
(G major) because women play with the clock.
Y set it ahead (G major) 19 minutes,
because you have to trick your
(B major) damn self into (G major) waking up.
The last thing I want
to do in the morning
is multi (B major) plication and subtraction.
(G major) Take the (B major) 10,
divide it by the 10.
Oh, damn, I (B flat major) lost (B major) three jobs
be (C major) cause of you women
that don't (G major) make no damn.
Bet (B major) ter to be late and have
(G major) stuff to tell
than to be on time
and don't have nothing to talk
about.
See? Oprah's helping me.
I'm learning.
Marry (A major) people are good examples.
How many (B major) of you married?
(G major) Yeah, yeah, I see.
I'm looking around.
No two hands in (G major) one spot.
I see that.
(F sharp major) Hey, people just don't
(G major) want to be together.
Help, help, help us, help, help,
help us, help.
(F sharp major) So you raise your hand, (F major) right?
You (F sharp major) raise your hand.
He didn't raise his hand,
but he kind of feels
like his hand is raised
because yours (G major) is already up on the table.
(B flat major) You all right, man?
(G major) Oh, yeah, don't want no trouble.
Don't come over here.
Oh, yeah, (F sharp major) that's all good.
You happy, man?
(G major) You all happy, right?
Ooh, no, you didn't look at her first.
(G major) And she (F sharp major) was looking at him,
too, like, (G major) you better sing,
cut your neck right now, cut
your neck.
(B major) How long you been married here?
(A sharp major) Sev en years.
You all right, man?
(B major) Yeah. You happy?
(G major) Yeah, I'm good.
(F sharp major) She right here, what I'ma say? (G major)
Six years, he's like, seven.
He trying to get (G major) the expiration date.
Seven, seven years.
I'm out in three more.
In three more, I can get out.
All the best to you.
Six years.
You have (F sharp major) children?
There you go.
(A major) Got to have somebody to bury you. (G major)
You turn to red laughing at that.
What the hell is this?
All the best to you, man.
It's going to be all (B flat major) right.
(G major) What do you do for a living?
What do you do?
Excavation?
What do you tell people?
Get the hell out of here.
Get the hell out of here.
That ain't what you do.
I don't know. I ain't... Oh,
you dig big holes.
Oh, all right.
He -he -he.
A couple dirty mines in the back.
(G major)
Oh, that's right.
That is excavation.
(G major) (G major) You dig big holes.
Stop it. All right.
Excavator, okay.
(A major) Yeah, and a (B flat major) bulldozer and (A major) stuff?
A track hoe?
Sound like a pimp to me, man.
You dig big holes
and you got a track hoe.
What'd you say?
You could have said backhoe,
but you didn't.
You gotta track a hoe.
Married People
Ralph Harris
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