Kaiser Rolls
Kaiser Rolls

Kaiser Rolls easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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Transpose

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Capo

  • D

  • Em

  • G

  • Dm

  • Eb

    6

  • C#

    4

  • Bb

  • C

  • F

  • E

  • F#

    2

  • D

  • Em

  • G

  • Dm

  • Eb

    6

  • C#

    4

  • Bb

  • C

  • F

  • E

  • F#

    2
    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    This 
    is 
    a story, 

    tell 
    it 
    quick 
    as 
    I 
    can

    A 
    week 
    ago, 
    I 
    met 
    a stumbler 
    man 

    He 
    stumbled 
    up, 
    he 
    said, 

    "All 
    I 
    wanna 
    know 

    How 
    far 
    the 

    hratche-plche Kaiser 
    Roll
    s" 

    Verse 2
    I 
    begged 
    his 
    pardon 

    Should 
    have turned 
    and 
    ran 

    So 
    hard 
    talk
    ing 
    to 
    a stumbler 

    man 

    He stumbled 
    over, 

    and 
    over 
    again 

    "The Kaiser 
    hratche Roll

    s since 
    time 
    began" 

    Verse 3
    I 
    raised 
    my 
    fin
    ger 
    from 

    the center 
    of 
    my 
    hand 

    Tried 
    to wave 
    farewell 
    to 

    the stumbler 
    man 

    He slobbered 
    'n 
    puked (PUGH) in 

    a garbage 
    can

    "The 
    Kaiser 
    hratche 
    Rollin' might 

    Raise 
    some 
    sand" 




    Pushed 
    him 
    aside 
    as 
    he 

    was slowin' 
    my plan 

    So 
    hard 
    to 
    under
    stand 
    a real 

    stumbler 
    man 

    Some stuff 
    from 
    his 
    nose 

    Crawled 
    over 
    his 
    clothes, 
    he 
    said 

    "Nobody 
    ever 
    tells 
    me 
    which 

    way 
    he 
    goes" 


    Verse 4
    Kaiser 
    rolls 
    'n 
    rolls 
    'n 
    roll
    s 

    Kaiser 
    rolls, 
    and 
    Kaiser 
    roll
    s 

    Sur
    prise 
    to 
    me 
    they 
    ain't 

    catched 
    him 
    yet 

    How's 
    about 
    a dollar 
    for 
    some 
    cigarette? 
    Outro 1




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