Key: A major
Verse 1
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Alright
See that?
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That's what you call a new song
the son of a bitch while I'm doing it
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We figured that this is a good
place to do this song
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It's only been performed once before and that was the,
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the evening after it was actually written in uh, Boston
THE NORMAL PART OF THE PROGRAM
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Simply because you trust the audience's good taste so much that you
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know that even if the band fucks up they'll go along with it
Alright
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Because, ladies and gentlemen, this song has an important message and I believe this
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message has to be brought to the people of this great metropolitan area
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How many of you people feel that ROCK has
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gotten entirely TOO PREPOSTEROUS?
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I can see that there was probably about 20 percent
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Okay, well this is dedicated to the rest of you people
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Now check this out: How d— how do you rationalize the
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appearance of an album entitled I'm In You?
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What, what is that?
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Is that guy kidding? (What, I gotta
kiss you again?)
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Okay. Really, look,
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Some of you already have those cute little shirts
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on that say "disco sucks," right?
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but besides Warner Brothers there are other things about this business that really suck
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One of 'em is the way in which the subject of LOVE is dealt
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with in the lyrics of various 'serious rock artists,'
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These people, these people are FUCKED UP, I mean,
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Because see, love isn't the way they're telling you about it,
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I'm gonna tell you right, you see
Now all of the ladies in the audience,
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You have taken the aforementioned popstar, who is really cute and Aryan and eats a lot of crumpets,
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You have taken this turkey back to your room,
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You have put your teen- age legs up in the air,
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you have actually taken your own teen- age pants off
right next to the bed
it's dark, it's midnight
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The popstar of your choice takes off his pants and climbs on top of you,
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and the next thing you know you hear this little voice in your ear and it says
How did you like the song?
TunerE A D G B E
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