Is That Guy Kidding Or What
Is That Guy Kidding Or What

Is That Guy Kidding Or What easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa, The Mothers

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  • Verse 1
    Alright 

    See 
    that? 

    That's 
    what you 
    call 
    new 
    song 

    When 
    I'm 
    gonna 
    stand 
    up 
    here 
    and 
    read 

    the son 
    of a 
    bitch 
    while 
    I'm doing 
    it 

    We 
    figured 
    that 
    this 
    is a good 

    place 
    to 
    do 
    this 
    song 

    It's 
    only 
    been 
    performed 
    once 
    before 
    and 
    that 
    was 
    the, 

    the 
    evening 
    after 
    it 
    was 
    actually 
    writ
    ten 
    in 
    uh, 
    Boston 

    I'll tell 
    you 
    the 
    story 
    of 
    this 
    song 

    This 
    is 
    called 
    CREATIVE 
    DEVI
    ATION 
    FROM 

    THE NORMAL 
    PART 
    OF THE 
    PROGRAM 

    Simply 
    because 
    you 
    trust 
    the 
    audience's 
    good 
    taste 
    so 
    much 
    that 
    you 

    know 
    that 
    even 
    if 
    the 
    band 
    fucks 
    up 
    they'll go 
    along 
    with 
    it 

    Alright 

    Because, 
    ladies 
    and gentlemen, 
    this 
    song 
    has 
    an 
    important 
    message 
    and 
    believe 
    this 

    message 
    has 
    to 
    be 
    brought 
    to the 
    people 
    of 
    this 
    great 
    metropolit
    an 
    area 

    Alright, 
    now check 
    this 
    out 

    How 
    many 
    of you 
    people 
    feel 
    that 
    ROCK 
    has 

    gotten 
    entirely 
    TOO 
    PRE
    POSTEROUS? 

    see 
    that 
    you're 
    not 
    all 
    convinced 

    Some 
    of you 
    believe 
    that 
    ROCK 
    is 
    REAL 

    can 
    see 
    that 
    there was 
    probably 
    about 
    20 percent 

    of 
    the 
    audience 
    has had 
    it 
    up 
    to 
    here 

    And 
    the 
    rest 
    of 
    you people 

    still 
    believe 
    in that 
    shit 

    Okay, 
    well 
    this 
    is 
    dedicated 
    to 
    the 
    rest 
    of you people 

    that 
    still 
    believe 
    in 
    that 
    shit 

    Now check 
    this 
    out
    How 
    d— how 
    do you 
    rationalize 
    the 

    appearance 
    of 
    an album 
    entitled 
    I'm 
    In 
    You? 

    I mean, 
    wha- 

    What, what 
    is 
    that? 

    Is 
    that 
    guy 
    kidding? 
    (What, I gotta 

    kiss 
    you 
    again?) 

    Okay. 
    Really, 
    look, 

    all 
    kidding 
    aside, 
    folks 

    Let's 
    think 
    about 
    the 
    world 
    of 
    rock, 

    just 
    for 
    a moment 

    Some 
    of 
    you 
    already 
    have 
    those 
    cute 
    little 
    shirts 

    on 
    that 
    say 
    "disco 
    sucks," 
    right? 

    That's 
    not 
    all 
    that 
    suck

    Course 
    Warner 
    Brothers 
    sucks, 

    but 
    besides 
    Warner 
    Broth
    ers 
    there 
    are 
    other things 
    about 
    this 
    business 
    that 
    really 
    suck 

    One 
    of 'em 
    is 
    the way 
    in 
    which 
    the 
    subject 
    of 
    LOVE 
    is 
    dealt 

    with 
    in 
    the 
    lyrics 
    of various 
    'ser
    ious 
    rock 
    artists,' 

    The intens
    ive- 
    care 
    contingent 

    of 
    the rock 
    world 

    These 
    people, 
    these 
    people 
    are 
    FUCKED 
    UP, I mean, 

    they're 
    really 
    FUCKED 
    UP 

    Because 
    see, 
    love 
    isn't 
    the way 
    they're 
    telling 
    you 
    about 
    it, 

    you 
    know, they're 
    telling 
    you 
    wrong 

    I'm 
    gonna 
    tell 
    you 
    right, 
    you see 

    Now 
    all 
    of 
    the ladies 
    in 
    the 
    audience, 

    you 
    get 
    to have 
    fantasy 
    time 

    This 
    is 
    female 
    fantasy 
    hour 

    Okay? 

    You're 
    a teen- 
    age 
    girl, 
    right? 

    You 
    have 
    abduc
    ted 
    the 
    succulent 

    popstar of 
    your 
    choice, 
    right? 

    You 
    have 
    taken 
    the 
    aforementioned 
    popstar, who is 
    really 
    cute 
    and 
    Aryan 
    and eats 
    a lot 
    of 
    crumpets, 

    back 
    to 
    your 
    teen- 
    age 
    room 

    That's 
    right, 
    spindle 
    twice 

    You 
    have 
    taken 
    this 
    turkey 
    back 
    to 
    your 
    room, 

    you have 
    laid 
    on 
    your 
    teen- 
    age 
    bed 

    You 
    have put 
    your 
    teen- 
    age 
    legs 
    up 
    in the 
    air, 

    you 
    have 
    actually 
    taken 
    your 
    own 
    teen- 
    age 
    pants 
    off 

    You 
    have 
    the 
    teen- 
    age 
    red 
    bulb 
    on, 

    right 
    next 
    to 
    the bed 

    The 
    curtains 
    are 
    drawn, 

    it's 
    dark, 
    it's 
    midnight 

    You put 
    on a 
    Phoebe 
    Snow 
    record, 

    you're 
    really 
    re
    laxing 

    Tears 
    come 
    to your 
    eye
    s, 

    you 
    are sensitive, 
    you 
    are 
    in 
    love 

    The 
    popstar of 
    your 
    choice 
    takes 
    off 
    his 
    pants 
    and 
    climbs 
    on 
    top 
    of 
    you, 

    and 
    the 
    next 
    thing 
    you know 
    you 
    hear 
    this 
    little 
    voice 
    in your 
    ear 
    and 
    it 
    says 

    I'M 
    IN 
    YOU!" 

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