Is That Guy Kidding Or What chords by Frank Zappa, The Mothers
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Verse 1
(G major) Alright (A minor)
See that?
(D minor) That's (G major) what you call a new song
When I'm gonna (A minor) stand up here and read
the son of a bitch while I'm doing it
(D minor) We figured (G major) that this is a good
place to do this song
It's only (C minor) been performed once (A minor) before and that was the,
(G major) the evening after it was actually writ (A minor) ten in uh, Boston (Dsus4)
I'll tell (G major) you the story of this song
This is called CREATIVE DEVI (A minor) ATION FROM
THE NORMAL PART OF THE PROGRAM
Simply (G major) because you trust the audience's good taste so much (A minor) that you
know that even if the band fucks up they'll go along (G major) with it
Alright
(A minor) Because, ladies and gentlemen, this (D major) song (G major) has an important message and I believe this
message (A minor) has to be brought to the people of this great metropolit (G major) an area (A minor)
Alright, now check this out (G major)
How many of you people feel that ROCK (A minor) has
gotten entirely TOO PRE (G major) POSTEROUS? (A minor)
I see (G major) that you're not all convinced
Some of you (A minor) believe that ROCK is REAL
I can (G major) see that there was probably about 20 percent
(A minor) of the audience has had it up to here
(G major) And the rest of you people
still believe in that shit (A minor)
Okay, well this is dedicated (G major) to the rest of you people
that still believe in that shit (A minor)
Now check this out (C major) : (G major) How d— how do you (A minor) rationalize the
appearance of (G major) an album entitled (A minor) I'm In You? (G major)
I mean, wha- (A minor) -
(D minor) What, what is that? (G major)
Is that guy (A minor) kidding? (D minor) (G major) (What, I gotta
kiss you again?)
Okay. (A minor) Really, (G major) look,
(A minor) all kidding aside, folks
Let's think (G major) about the world of rock,
just for a moment (A minor)
Some of you already (G major) have those cute little shirts
on that say "disco sucks," (A minor) right? (G major)
That's not all that suck (A minor) s
(G major) Course Warner Brothers sucks,
but besides Warner Broth (A minor) ers there are other things about this (G major) business that really suck (A minor)
One of 'em is the way in (G major) which the subject of (A minor) LOVE is dealt
with (G major) in the lyrics of various 'ser (A minor) ious rock artists,'
The intens (G major) ive- care contingent
of the rock world (A minor)
These people, (G major) these people are FUCKED UP, I mean, (A minor)
they're really FUCKED UP (G major)
Because (A minor) see, love isn't the way they're telling you about it,
(G major) you know, they're telling you wrong
I'm gonna (A minor) tell you right, you see (G major) (A minor)
Now all of the ladies in the audience,
(G major) you get to have fantasy time
(A minor) This is female fantasy hour
(G major) Okay?
You're a teen- age (A minor) girl, right?
You have abduc (G major) ted the succulent
popstar of your (A minor) choice, right?
You have taken (G major) the aforementioned popstar, who is really (A minor) cute and Aryan and eats a lot of (G major) crumpets,
back to your teen- age (A minor) room
That's right, spindle twice (G major)
You have taken this turkey (A minor) back to your room,
you have laid on your teen- age (G major) bed
You have put your teen- age legs up in the (A minor) air,
you have actually taken your own teen- age (G major) pants off
You have the teen- age red (A minor) bulb on,
right next to the bed
The (G major) curtains are drawn,
it's dark, it's midnight
(A minor) You put on a Phoebe Snow record,
you're really re (G major) laxing
Tears come to your eye (A minor) s,
you are sensitive, you are in love (G major)
The popstar of your choice takes off (A minor) his pants and climbs on top of you,
and the (G major) next thing you know you hear this little voice in your ear (A minor) and it says
I'M IN YOU!" (G major)
Is That Guy Kidding Or What
Frank Zappa, The Mothers
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