Too $hort don't stop that rap
Now every time I grab the mic
I rock you just like that
8 years ago when I started to rap
I use to sell tapes everywhere
It was me and my homeboy Freddy B,
Kickin' it like big players
I rocked house parties on 98th
Even rocked in the 6-9 vill
Or at the Eastbay Dragon spot
All the 85th boys with their
Screamin' Too $hort just don't stop!
Like Royal Park, like Plymouth Rock
First street and Sunnyside
East Oakland, yeah, that's right
5 years ago I continued to rock
And if you haven't yet heard my name
It was all in the papers,
I was stone cold in the game
Around that time a friend of mine
My homeboy Lionel B hooked me up like this,
On the stage just rockin' the beat
Some say I have a dirty mind
Sometimes that might be true
But these are just some dirty times
I ain't trippin', keep on talkin'
You think i'm smokin' that pipe
I even got some of your future wifes
Well, my story goes like this, man
Singin' Girl, that's Your Life
Female Funk and Shortrapp
I was ridin' the bus one day
Next day I was on the gas
Everybody loved Too $hort
Then one day just like that
You started spreadin' rumors, man
Said you saw me rappin' in jail
No, I never came down to the flatlands
I ain't trippin' but the word went out
Sir Too $hort was through
Can't really say where it all began
So i'ma blamin' it all on you
Too $hort don't stop that rap!
Now every time you see my face
You say i'm smokin' crack
Oakland, California, I heard it all before
Now I'm back on top again
I still don't stop that rap
Every time I grab the mic
My bankroll's gettin' fat
Freaky Tales took care of that
Cause every time you see my face
the-he-he Freaky Freaky Freaky Tales
With the cleaniest raps and beats
Everythin' was kickin' in
Me and Ran kept cashin' checks
Next thing I know there you go
You said I just got out of jail
Jumped right back on that pipe
Your sister's boyfriend told you, man
And stood there so damn bold
And i'm standin' here dreamin' gold
Really ain't worth my time
So to squashed it off I kicked on back
And wrote you all the rhyme
Benzes rollin', Beemers jettin'
And Caddies keep on dippin'
You keep on talkin' all that crap