Cocktales chords by Too $hort
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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H-E-A-D, All
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All All All you washed up hoes
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tryin' to throw that P
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You're just a big freak,
you better not complain,
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When you hear these cocktails
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and you hear your name.
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If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
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I'll pick up the phone and call Danine.
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If I call Marie, I know for a fact
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I'm gettin' fucked in my
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drop top Ca dillac
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I met this freak
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named Naomi
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Straight dick sucker worked me
and my homies.
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She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her
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suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but
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can't fuck with Tina
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Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
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I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started
doing doing the splits.
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I said,
"Bitch! You can do what you want
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Cause this true blue mack
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won't even front".
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I fucked her with my finger,
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she tried to cum
Pussy so tight,
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it wouldn't give me none
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I'm Sir Too $hort baby
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couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky
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cause I love the funk
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My dick is big and
her nigga had a little one,
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I didn't fuck her freaky ass,
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but it was still fun.
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I know you stop and wonder
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just what it is
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It's the California lifestyle
Verse 2
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that I live.
My name is Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing
these songs.
I know this girl named Annette
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Get her all alone and she'll
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suck your dick
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Hella freaky, won't say no for shit
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You and her all alone,
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nigga that's your bitch.
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I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy 'cause
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I know I can
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Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
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Every time she cross my mind
I go fuck her again.
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She's like another bitch
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named Christina
Bitch so dumb,
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I named her misdemeanor
'cause it had to be a
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crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she
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let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that shit
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She got my number, if she beep me,
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I'm gonna call that bitch,
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And go dig in them
guts like a gardener,
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If she starts screamin',
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I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.
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Cause these are the tales, the
Verse 3
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freaky tales
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These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap
you can go to hell
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'cause Short Dogg's on the mike
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tellin' cocktails.
Verse 4
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I meet the groupies,
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hookers like Kathy,
Fucking M.C.'s cause
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she's so nasty,
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See her backstage trying
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to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had
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to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the bitch
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Let her roll on my rolls
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then I drop the bitch
My name is Short my game is long
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I freak these hoes and sing
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these songs.
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I know another girl named Stephanie
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Do anything she can to have sex with me
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She really don't bring out the best in me
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But I love her fine ass
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laying next to me.
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She's like another freak named Nicole
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So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
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I took her to my house,
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she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her
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friend named Angie.
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Angie called me up about
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two weeks later
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Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
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Taking naked pictures with my
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Polaroid camera.
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Next they told a girl
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named Rocquelle
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Got my skin all under her fingernails
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She was diggin' in my
back while I grind the shit
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That was way back now I
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can't find the bitch
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But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
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Break the bitch for everything
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'cause I came to pimp.
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I'm Too Short baby,
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I don't stop mackin'
I grab the microphone and I
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don't stop rappin'
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
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I'll be fucking em' up like that,
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bitch.
Interlude 1
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These
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are
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tales the freaky tales
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These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps
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you can go to hell
Outro 1
'cause Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!
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Cocktales
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