Paranoid
Paranoid

Paranoid easy guitar chords by Afroman

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    • Verse 1
    Teaspoon! 
    Come 
    here, 

    come here, 
    hey, 
    hey, 
    hey look 

    Hey 
    go get 
    me two 
    pounds 
    of bud 
    and two 

    ounces 
    of yay 

    Muthafuckaz at mah house 

    waitin' 
    right 
    now 'cause 

    Aiight 

    Verse 2
    How 
    long 
    can 
    sell? 

    (You see 
    life 
    is like 
    football, 

    you know what 
    I'm 
    saying?) 

    Before 
    I 
    have 
    to go 
    to jail 

    (You gotta 
    hike the 
    ball 
    and just 

    make something 
    happen 
    man) 

    Verse 3
    Can 
    I 
    possibly 
    get 
    real? 

    (I mean 
    you know 
    you 
    might 
    get tackled, 

    you know 
    what I'm 
    saying?) 

    Before 
    somebody 
    go 
    and 
    snitch 

    (Then again, 
    you 
    might 
    fuck around 

    and 
    make a touch 
    down) 

    Verse 4
    I'm 
    so 
    paranoid, 
    stressed, 

    stressed, 
    paranoid, 
    paranoid 

    One 
    false 
    move, 
    I can 
    be 
    destroyed 

    I 
    avoid 
    the cops, 
    I use a 
    decoy 

    See 
    my 
    motherfuckin' 
    driver, 

    he's 
    a white boy 

    Verse 5
    I'm 
    so 
    paranoid, 
    stressed, 

    stressed, 
    paranoid, 
    paranoid 

    One 
    false 
    move, 
    I can 
    be destroyed 

    To 
    avoid 
    the cops, 
    I 
    use 
    a decoy 

    You 
    see my 
    motherfuckin' 
    driver, 

    he's a 
    white 
    boy 

    Verse 6
    All my 
    life 
    I 
    did 
    nothin' 
    but 
    dealin' 

    Learned 
    to rely 
    on my 
    gut 
    feelin' 

    Yo 
    name 
    is 
    what? 
    What? 
    I know you 

    from where? 
    Where? 

    I don't 
    mean to 
    seem 
    vicious 

    but you 
    look suspicious 

    Verse 7
    Stop 
    talk
    ing 
    'bout 
    drugs 

    on the 
    telephone 

    Stop 
    walking 
    with a 
    bunch 

    of thugs 
    to my 
    home 

    Stop 
    fuck
    in' 
    up, 

    call 
    me before 
    you come 

    Stop 
    telling 
    these 
    bitches 

    where you 
    got 
    it from 

    Verse 8
    How 
    long 
    can 
    I sell? 

    The 
    Sheriff 
    departments 

    right 
    down 
    the block 

    Before 
    I 
    have 
    to go 
    to jail 

    Pass 
    my beer 
    so 
    I can 
    swallow 
    this 
    rock 

    Verse 9
    Can 
    I 
    possibly 
    get 
    real? 

    Pass 
    the tabs 
    the 

    turnakit and syringes 

    Before 
    somebody 
    go 
    snitch 

    Before 
    the 
    DEA 
    kick the 

    door 
    of the 
    hinges 

    Verse 10
    I'm so 
    para
    noid, 
    stressed, stressed, 

    paranoid, 
    paranoid 

    One 
    false 
    move 
    I can 
    be destroyed 

    I 
    avoid 
    the cops 
    I 
    use 
    a decoy 

    You 
    see my 
    motherfuckin' 
    driver, 

    he's a 
    white 
    boy 

    Verse 11
    I'm so 
    paranoid, 
    stressed, 

    stressed, 
    paranoid, 
    paranoid 

    One 
    false 
    move, 
    I can 
    be 
    destroyed 

    I 
    avoid 
    the cops, 
    I 
    use a 
    decoy 

    You 
    see my 
    motherfuckin' 
    driver, 

    he's a 
    white 
    boy 

    Verse 12
    As I 
    bail 
    down the 
    street 
    with my 

    khakis 
    creased 

    Everybody 
    looking 
    at 
    me look 

    like the 
    police 

    Havin' 
    conversations 
    with my 

    gang 
    assailants 

    Do you 
    think, 

    Verse 13
    we 
    under 
    police 
    surveillance? 

    Asking 
    questions 
    giving 
    suggestions 

    Pulling 
    Smith 
    an' 
    Wessons on strange 

    pedestrians 

    Cookin' 
    crack 
    up, 

    dollar 
    bills 
    stacked 
    up 

    Hope the 
    cops 
    don't 
    backup, 

    here they 
    come 
    man 

    Verse 14
    How 
    long, 
    stop 
    runnin', stop 
    runnin', 

    can I 
    sell? 

    The 
    Sheriff 
    department's 

    right 
    down 
    the block 

    Before 
    I 
    have 
    to go 
    to jail 

    Pass 
    my beer 
    so 
    I can 
    swallow 
    this 
    rock 

    Verse 15
    Can 
    I 
    possibly 
    get 
    real? 

    Hurry 
    up, 
    pass 
    the tabs, 

    turnakit and syringes 

    Before 
    somebody 
    go 
    and snitch 

    Before 
    the 
    DEA 
    kick the 

    Verse 16
    door 
    off the 
    hinges 

    Maybe 
    I 
    oughta 
    stop 
    sellin' 
    water 

    Spend 
    more 
    time 
    with my 

    son 
    and my 
    daughter 

    But 
    my 
    drug 
    life 
    drug 

    me away 
    from 
    my wife 

    She 
    couldn't 
    deal 
    with the 

    stress 
    and the 
    strife 

    Verse 17
    The 
    cocaine 
    rockin' 
    and the 

    hood 
    rats 
    jockin' 

    The 
    late 
    night 
    knockin' 
    the 

    drive 
    way 
    blockin' 

    Late at 
    night I 
    fantasize 
    'bout 
    rappin' 

    But 
    I gotta 
    sell 
    dope 
    till it 
    happen 

    For 
    how 
    long? 

    Verse 18
    Hey, 
    who is 
    that, 
    who is that 
    man? 

    See 
    you 
    all fuckin' 
    up, 

    I got 
    these 
    look
    s 

    Yo man 
    little 
    rich kids 

    comin' over 
    here 

    That's 
    what I'm saying 
    now 

    Verse 19
    You know 
    they gonna 
    snitch, 
    they 
    can't even 

    lie 
    to their parents 

    What 
    the fuck 
    you think 
    they gonna 

    do when 
    the police 
    pressure 
    'em? 

    Get 
    to crying 
    and shit, 

    Afroman sold 
    it 
    to 
    me mommy 

    He 
    stays 
    over 
    there 

    Verse 20
    How 
    long 
    can 
    I sell? 

    The Sheriff 
    departments 

    right 
    down 
    the block 

    Before 
    I 
    have 
    to go 
    to jail 

    Pass 
    my beer 
    so 
    I can 
    swallow 
    this 
    rock 

    Verse 21
    Can 
    I 
    possibly 
    get 
    real? 

    Pass 
    the tabs 
    the 

    turnakit and syringes 

    Before 
    somebody 
    go 
    snitch 

    Before 
    the 
    DEA 
    kick the 
    door 

    of the 
    hinges 

    Verse 22
    I'm so paranoid, 

    now 
    God 
    lay 
    me 
    down 
    to sleep 

    Before the 
    cops 
    rape, 

    please 
    give me 
    a beat 

    If they 
    accidently 
    kill me 
    and I 

    don't 
    escape 

    Pray some 
    white 
    person, 

    gotta 
    video 
    tape 

    Verse 23
    Twinkle 
    twinkle 
    little 
    little 
    star 

    That looks 
    like 
    a 
    police 
    car 

    Shining 
    on my 
    dope 
    spot 

    A police 
    raid 

    Verse 24
    I hope 
    not 

    Little 
    little 
    homie 
    hold 
    my 
    gun 

    I'm 
    gonna fuckin' 
    run 

    Where 
    I 
    run, 
    I don't 
    care 

    Verse 25
    Throw 
    that 
    dope, 
    anywhere 

    Cops 
    chase me, 
    through 
    the 
    hood 

    Straight 
    in 
    to 
    the 
    woods 
    camera 

    Fly 
    like 
    lepord's 

    Verse 26
    I hear, 
    German 
    Shepards 

    Freeze, 
    hold it 
    right 
    there 

    Drug 
    dealers, 
    nightmare 

    Busted 
    crack, 
    criminal 
    court 

    No 
    black 
    support 

    Verse 27
    Handcuffs 
    very 
    tight, 
    Baptist 
    jury 
    all 
    white 

    They 
    could 
    never 
    be my 
    peers, 

    sentence 
    me 
    twenty 
    years 

    This 
    rap 
    so damn 
    real, 

    I'm glad 
    I 
    gotta 
    record 
    deal 

    If 
    I 
    don't 
    sell 
    a mill, 
    this 
    could, 

    could 
    happen 
    still 

    What 
    a predicament 

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