And one day there came a salesman,
Now Hilly was attractive,
His clothes were flashy models
and he plastered down his hair.
she loved him without shame.
She listened to his tempting
and gave to him her heart.
she saw Hilly Brown depart.
The older folk was angry.
They decided on re course.
They hired a slick attorney
and they said with all their force,
Oh, Will Bill, Hilly, yes, Will Bill, Hilly,
for the damage what he done to little Nell,
our Nell, she's an ill filly, yes, an ill filly,
and Nellie added to the fold,
two lovely little baby brothers,
twins with hair of gold, flax and gold.
It was the village scandal,
for Hilly Brown was missing,
But one day the salesman, like a fool,
And when the old folks saw him,
they took a different tack.
They fired the slick attorney,
and they sharpened up a knife.
Ooh, poor Hilly Brown was frightened,
for he feared they'd take his life.
But they got him in a corner,
Two little things you gave to Nellie,
so two little things we'll take
Oh now, will Hilly Mercy,
No, nor will Hilly send a bill,
Hilly's got but one thing left,