Nympho-Dipso-Ego Maniac chords by Bruz Fletcher

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Verse 1
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The story of a young girl
who had everything it takes
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and took everything there was to be had.
It was really incredible
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the way she got
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around the largest obstacles.
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Why on Palm Beach
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she was swept from the breakers
right into Bradley's
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where she lit on the green
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among a thousand oth
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er chippies.
But let me recede and describe her
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with more in version.
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She's a nympho, dipso, ego, maniac
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a bundle of good clean fun
unsquelchable insatiable pushover
Amy and her one real brainy acquisition
is a second -rate physician
who can keep her in
condition
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a gentleman more fully explained on the other
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opposite or reverse side
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of this high -class middle -price
low -tone
magnificently prepared musically
impregnated bit of old flat black wax
she's a complex reflex
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multi sexation when you're done
she's only begun
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she's not him she's just un
-moral.
And she hates a lei that's
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floral.
Who doesn't? Those stinking
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weeds.
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She'll never give up, give out, or give in.
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She's the Cinderella of sin now.
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The preacher said he'd teach her,
but she taught him
for a feature
of a rainy Sunday afternoon in May.
And she got him so excited
that that evening he delighted with
a sermon on Gomorrah.
Very gay.
Then a female delegation
from the little congregation
thought they'd call her up
to call her down
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and so she met them with a bevy
of some sailors from the levee
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and the sailors
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laid the ladies very low
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and did they love it
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she was never repetitious
with her mannerisms vicious
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every day
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some new delicious things
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she'd try rare and novel moves exotic
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she designed  with joy neurotic
there was not a vice to lower price too high
she was good for all divorces
served her sex in seven courses
used her whips on everything
but horses wrists
though her family stock was quakery
and she'd never seen a bakery
she was one young girl
who really knew her twists.
Just a nympho, dipso, egomaniac.
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Nobody's sister, nobody's mother.
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Just a woman who gets into an
elevator
with six dogs, three males and three spitzes,
yipping, yapping, yelling,
sniffing, sneezing,
and snuffing at your...
Well, if the operator ever turned around,
he'd lose control.
He would get confused, drop his car,
crash -bang basement all
out.
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Nobody's sister, nobody's mother.
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Just an old escalator flirt carrying an umbrella
in defiance of the public posted printed rules,
riding up and walking down all day,
mystifying even Dr. Ellis and Dr. Freud, third floor,
menswear, firearms, six shooters, garden hose,
cans of every description.
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Nobody's sister, nobody's mother,
just Irene the bird girl,
twelve toes on either foot,
feathers in place of hair,
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just a gal about town.