Harry And Rhonda chords by
Frank Zappa

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Key: Ab major

Verse 1

Harry, this is not

Dreamgirls!

Verse 2
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They told me it had c- c- colored
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Folk in it, Rhonda
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And that's always a sure sign of good,
solid
Musical entertainment!
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How was I supposed to

Verse 3

Know they'd be this ugly?

They pissed on us

Harry! they fuckin' pissed on us!

Look at my fox!

Verse 4

I know, dearbut they pissed on

me toohe

Did say they were incontinent!

Verse 5

Just smell this! I think

we should get out of

Here before they do something else to us!

Verse 6
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Leave? Now? At these ticket
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Prices? Just hold your
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Horses! And it probably
wasn't real piss
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Only theater piss!
They probably have
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A formula some special stuff
Comes out right out of the fur
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F F 
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with woolite

Verse 7
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What's happened to broadway
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Harry? Used to be you could
Come to one of these
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Things and the wind would be
Rushing down the plain
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G G 
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Or a fairy on a string would go
over the
Audiencebut now Harry I ask
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You is this entertainment?

Verse 8
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You're absolutely correct
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Dear! So far we haven't seen a
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Single good- looking pair of legsa
Single sequin- encrusted
whatchamacallit
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No firm, rounded breasts!
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This show is a disaster, Rhonda
A complete and utter disaster!

Verse 9
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M- m- m- m! say
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derehey! umm hmm!
Thass right! hey
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You! you two ugly white
folksover heahhh!

Verse 10
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As you know
De presence of carboniferous
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hard- core
Unemployables has gen'rally, in
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De historical past
Guaranteed an evenin' of upliftin'
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Frolic and cavortmentit'd
Be a shame fo y'all t'miss
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On dis here one! got some nice
chairs fo' ya
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Rights ovuh heahhh
Uhhhbeg pardon? What's going on here?

Verse 11
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Oh! they're touching me! Harry!
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Harry! Harry! Harry
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Do something! They're putting
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chains on
Me! I'll be stuck to
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The chair! Oh! What'll I
Do? I'll miss intermission!

Verse 12

They're only 'theater chains'

Rhonda! just some sort of

Verse 13
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These are real goddam chains,
harry
And they're not gonna
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come off with woolite!
I don't mind the way they

Verse 14

Feelthey don't bother

Honeyrelax! Go with the flow

Verse 15

Harry, you are an over-

educated shit head!

Verse 16
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Look here, folksdis only
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fo yo own
Protexium! once we gets rollin' heah
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Things be happnin' all over de place
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Dat could prove dangerous to
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Persons not previously acquainted wit de
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San Quentim mashed potatoes!

Verse 17
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I  want the wind to come rushing
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Down the plain! I want fairies
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On a string over the audience! I
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Want real broadway entertainment!
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feathers!
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Spot- lights! guilt! hours upon
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G G 
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Hours of guilt! About
my mother! about my
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Father! about brave women, suffering at
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The hands of infantile,
insensitive
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Dominating men! and what do I get?
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G G 
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a potato
Headed jig- a boo with Catholic
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Clothes on! incomprehensible
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Duck lips! weak bladders draining
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through
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Abnorminably large organs! Jesus
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Harry! What the fuck is going on here?

Verse 18

Simmer down! If you'll just roll with

The punchesand don't rock the boat

I'm sure we'll have a lovely

Evening at the theater!

Verse 19
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Thass right! we got fairies on a string fo
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Yo ass jes' a little later! meanwhile
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I b'lieves y'all requires some
Updatement on de
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Co- log- nuh situatium! sister
Ob'dewlla
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'X'! express yo'seff!

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