Harry And Rhonda chords by Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
(G major) (F major) Harry, this (G major) is not (F major)
(G major) Dreamgirls!
Verse 2
They told me it had c- c- colored (G major)
Folk in it, (D major) Rhonda
And that's always a sure (G major) sign of good,
solid
Musical entertainment!
(F major) How was I supposed to
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Verse 3
Know they'd be this ugly?
(G major) They pissed on us
Harry! they (D major) fuckin' pissed on us!
Look at (G major) my fox!
Verse 4
I know, dearbut they pissed on (F major)
me toohe
Did say (G major) they were incontinent!
Verse 5
Just smell this! (D major) I think
we should get out of
Here (G major) before they do something else to us!
Verse 6
(F major) Leave? Now? At these ticket
(G major) Prices? Just hold your
Horses! And it (D major) probably
wasn't real piss
Only theater piss! (G major)
They probably have
A formula some special (F major) stuff
Comes out right out of the fur
(G major) with (F major) woolite
Verse 7
What's (G major) happened to broadway
Harry? (D major) Used to be you could
Come to one of these
Things and the wind (G major) would be
Rushing down the plain
Or a fairy on a (F major) string (G major) would go
over the
Audiencebut now Harry I ask
(D major) You is this entertainment?
Verse 8
(G major) You're absolutely correct
Dear! So far we (F major) haven't seen a
Single good- looking (G major) pair of legsa
Single sequin- encrusted
whatchamacallit
No firm, (D major) rounded breasts!
This show is a disaster, (G major) Rhonda
A complete and utter disaster!
Verse 9
M- (F major) m- m- m! say
(G major) derehey! umm hmm!
Thass right! hey
(D major) You! you two ugly white (G major)
folksover heahhh!
Verse 10
As you know (F major)
De presence of carboniferous
hard- core (G major)
Unemployables has gen'rally, in
De historical (D major) past
Guaranteed an evenin' of upliftin'
(G major) Frolic and (F major) cavortmentit'd
Be a shame fo y'all t'miss
On dis here one! (G major) got some nice
chairs fo' ya
Rights (D major) ovuh heahhh
Uhhhbeg pardon? What's going on here?
Verse 11
Oh! (G major) they're touching me! Harry!
(F major) Harry! Harry! Harry
Do (G major) something! They're putting
chains (D major) on
Me! I'll be stuck to
The chair! Oh! (G major) What'll I
Do? I'll miss intermission!
Verse 12
They're (F major) only 'theater chains'
Rhonda! just some sort of
Verse 13
These are real (G major) goddam chains,
harry
And they're not gonna
come off (D major) with woolite!
I don't mind the way they
Verse 14
Feelthey don't bother (G major)
me
Honeyrelax! Go with the flow (F major)
Verse 15
Harry, you (F major) are an (C major) over (G major) -
(F major) edu (G major) cated shit head!
Verse 16
(G major) Look here, (D major) folksdis only
fo yo own (G major)
Protexium! once we gets rollin' heah
Things be (F major) happnin' all over de place
Dat could prove dan (G major) gerous (F major) to
(G major) Persons not previously acquainted wit de
San Quen (D major) tim mashed potatoes!
Verse 17
(D major) I want the wind (G major) to come rushing
Down the (F major) plain! I want fairies
(G major) On a string (F major) (G major) over the audience! I
Want real (D major) broadway entertainment!
feathers! (G major)
Spot- lights! guilt! (F major) hours upon
(C major) Hours (F major) of guilt! (G major) About
my mother! about my
Father! (D major) about brave women, suffering at
The hands of (G major) infantile,
insensitive
Dominating men! (F major) and what do I get?
(G major) (F major) a potato (G major)
Headed jig- a boo with Catholic
Clothes on! (D major) incomprehensible
Duck lips! (G major) weak bladders draining
through (F major)
Abnorminably large organs! (G major) Jesus
Harry! What the fuck (D major) is going on here?
Verse 18
Simmer down! (G major) If you'll just roll with
The (F major) punchesand don't rock the boat
(C major) I'm sure we'll have a lovely (G major)
Evening at the theater!
Verse 19
Thass (G major) right! we got (D major) fairies on a string fo
Yo ass jes' a (G major) little later! meanwhile
I b'lieves y'all requires some (F major)
Updatement on de
Co- log- nuh (G major) situati (G major) um! sister
Ob'dewlla
'X'! express yo'seff! (D major)
Harry And Rhonda
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