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Harry And Rhonda easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa
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Guitar
Tuning
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Capo
Fret 1
Capo
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Capo
G
F
D
C
G
F
D
C
Verse 1
Harry,
this
is
not
Dreamgirls!
Verse 2
They told
me it had
c- c-
colored
Folk
in it,
Rhonda
And
that's always
a sure
sign
of good,
solid
Musical
entertainment!
How was I
supposed
to
Verse 3
Know
they'd be
this ugly?
They
pissed on
us
Harry!
they
fuckin'
pissed
on us!
Look
at
my
fox!
Verse 4
I know,
dearbut they pissed
on
me
toohe
Did say
they were
incontinent!
Verse 5
Just
smell
this!
I
think
we should
get
out
of
Here
before
they do
something
else
to us!
Verse 6
Leave?
Now?
At these
ticket
Prices?
Just
hold
your
Horses!
And it
prob
ably
wasn't
real
piss
Only
theater
piss!
They probably
have
A formula
some special
stuff
Comes
out right
out of the fur
with
woolite
Verse 7
What's
happened
to broadway
Harry?
Used
to be
you could
Come
to one
of these
Things
and
the wind
would be
Rushing
down
the plain
Or a
fairy
on
a
string
would go
over the
Audiencebut now
Harry
I ask
You
is
this
entertainment?
Verse 8
You're
absolutely
correct
Dear!
So
far we
haven't seen
a
Single
good- looking
pair
of
legsa
Single
sequin-
encrusted
whatchamacallit
No firm,
rounded
breasts!
This
show
is a disaster,
Rhonda
A complete
and utter
disaster!
Verse 9
M-
m-
m-
m! say
derehey! umm
hmm!
Thass
right!
hey
You!
you two
ugly white
folksover heahhh!
Verse 10
As you know
De
presence
of
carboniferous
hard-
core
Unemployables has
gen'rally,
in
De historical
past
Guaranteed
an evenin'
of upliftin'
Frolic
and
cavortmentit'd
Be a
shame
fo y'all
t'miss
On dis
here one!
got
some nice
chairs
fo' ya
Rights
ovuh heahhh
Uhhhbeg pardon?
What's
going on
here?
Verse 11
Oh!
they're
touching
me!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry
Do
something!
They're putting
chains
on
Me! I'll be
stuck
to
The chair!
Oh!
What'll I
Do?
I'll
miss
intermission!
Verse 12
They're
only
'theater
chains'
Rhonda! just some sort
of
Verse 13
These
are real
goddam
chains,
harry
And they're not
gonna
come off
with
woolite!
I don't
mind the
way they
Verse 14
Feelthey don't bother
me
Honeyrelax! Go
with
the
flow
Verse 15
Harry,
you
are
an
over
-
edu
cated
shit
head!
Verse 16
Look
here,
folksdis only
fo yo
own
Protexium! once
we
gets
rollin'
heah
Things
be
happnin' all
over
de
place
Dat
could
prove
dan
gerous
to
Persons
not
previously
acquainted
wit
de
San
Quen
tim mashed
potatoes!
Verse 17
I
want
the
wind
to
come
rushing
Down
the
plain!
I
want
fairies
On
a string
over
the audience!
I
Want
real
broadway
entertainment!
feathers!
Spot-
lights!
guilt!
hours
upon
Hours
of
guilt!
About
my mother!
about
my
Father!
about
brave
women,
suffering
at
The
hands
of
infantile,
insensitive
Dominating
men!
and
what
do I get?
a potato
Headed
jig-
a boo
with
Catholic
Clothes
on!
incomprehensible
Duck
lips!
weak
bladders
draining
through
Abnorminably large
organs!
Jesus
Harry!
What
the
fuck
is going
on
here?
Verse 18
Simmer
down!
If
you'll
just
roll
with
The
punchesand don't
rock
the
boat
I'm
sure
we'll
have
a lovely
Evening
at
the
theater!
Verse 19
Thass
right!
we
got
fairies
on
a
string
fo
Yo
ass
jes' a
little
later!
meanwhile
I
b'lieves
y'all
requires
some
Updatement on
de
Co-
log-
nuh
situati
um! sister
Ob'dewlla
'X'! express
yo'seff!
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