Gaston chords by Chorus, Jesse Corti, Richard White
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Verse 1
(G major) (C major) Who (G major) does she think she is?
(C major) That girl has tangled with the wrong man! (G major)
No one says no (C major) to Gaston
Verse 2
Darn (G major) right!
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Verse 3
Dismissed, (A minor) rejected, publicly (B major) humiliated
Why, it's (D major) more than (A minor) I can bear
Verse 4
More beer?
(A minor) What for? Nothing helps,
(B major) I'm disgraced
(A minor) Who, you?
Verse 5
Never
Gaston, you've got to pull
yourself together
Verse 6
Gosh, (A minor) it disturbs me to see (B major) you, Gaston
Look (D minor) ing so down in the dumps (A minor)
Every guy here'd love (B major) to be you,
Gaston
Even (Bdim) when (D minor) taking your lumps (A minor)
There's no (C major) man in town as
admired (D major) as you
(C major) You're everyone's favorite guy
(A minor) Everyone's awed and (D major) in spired (F sharpdim) by you
And it's not (D major) very hard to see why
(G major)
Verse 7
(G major) No one's slick (C major) as Gaston
No one's (G major) quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as
incredibly thick (C major) as (A minor) Gaston
For there's no man in town
half as manly (D minor) (F major)
(G major) Perfect, a pure par (C major) agon
You can (A minor) ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley (F major)
And they'll (A flat major) tell you whose
team they prefer to be (G major) on
Verse 8
No (G major) one's (C major) been like Gaston
A king (G major) pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft
in his chin like (A minor) Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm in (D major) timidating
(A flat major) My, what (G major) a guy, that Gaston (C major)
Verse 9
Give (G major) five hurrahs
Give (A flat major) twelve hip- hips
Gaston (A major) is the best
(G minor) And the rest (G major) is all drips
Verse 10
(G major) No one fights (C major) like Gaston
(G major) Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody
(C major) bites like Gaston
(A minor) For there's no one as burly and (D minor) brawny
As you see, (G major) I've got biceps to spare (C major)
Not a (A minor) bit of him's scraggly
or scrawny (F major)
That's right
And (A flat major) every last inch (G major) of me's
covered with hair
Verse 11
No one (C major) hits like Gaston
(A minor) Matches (G major) wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody
spit (C major) s like Gaston
I'm es (A minor) pecially good at ex (D major) pectorating,
(G major) ptooey!
Ten points for Gaston! (C major)
Verse 12
When (E major) I was a lad, I ate (A minor) four dozen eggs
Every (D major) morning to help me get (G major) large
And now that I'm grown,
I eat (A minor) five dozen eggs
So I'm (F sharpdim) roughly the size (D major) of a barge (G major)
Verse 13
(G major) No one shoots (A minor) like Gaston
Makes those (G major) beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around
wearing boots like (C major) Gaston
I use (A minor) antlers in all of my (D major) decorating
Say it (G major) again
Who's a man among men?
And let's say it once more
Who's the (A major) hero next door?
(A minor) Who's a su (F major) per success?
(G major) Don't you know? Can't (A major) you guess?
Ask his (D minor) fans and (G major) his five
(E major) hangers- (A minor) on
(C major) There's just (F major) one guy (F sharpdim) in town
who's got (C major) all (A major) of it down
And his (D minor) name's G- A- (G major) S- T
G- A- S- T- E?
G- A- S- T- O, oh
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Gaston!
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Gaston
Chorus, Jesse Corti, Richard White
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