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Intro 1
(C major) Who (G major) does she think she is
(C major) That girl has tangled with the wrong man! (G major)
No one says no (C major) to Gaston
Heh heh. Darn (G major) right
Dismissed! Rejected, (A minor) public (B major) ly humiliated
(D minor) Why, it's more than I can bear (A minor)
More beer? What for? (A minor)
Nothing helps (B major) I'm disgraced
(A minor) Who, you? (A minor) Never!
Gaston, (A minor) you've got to pull yourself together
Verse 1
(A minor) Gosh it disturbs me to (B major) see you, Gaston
(D minor) Looking so down in the (A minor) dumps
(A minor) Every guy here'd love to (B major) be you, Gaston
(D minor) Even when taking your (A minor) lumps
There's (C major) no man in town as ad (D major) mired as you
You're (F minor) everyone's favorite (C major) guy
(A minor) Everyone's awed and in (D major) spired by you
And it's (D major) not very hard to see (G major) why

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Chorus 1
No one's (C major) slick as Gaston
No one's (G major) quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly (C major) thick as Gaston
For there's (A minor) no man in town half as (D minor) manly
(G major) Perfect, a pure paragon (C major)
You can (A minor) ask any Tom, Dick or (F major) Stanley
And they'll (A flat major) tell you whose team
they prefer to be (G major) on
Chorus 2
No one's (C major) been like Gaston
A king (G major) pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft
in his (C major) chin like Gaston
As a (A minor) specimen, yes
I'm intimidating (D major)
(A flat major) My, what a (G major) guy, that Gaston (C major)
Bridge 1
Give (G major) hurrahs
Give (A flat major) twelve hip-hips
Gaston (A major) is the (B flat major) best
And the (G major) rest is all drips
Chorus 3
No one (C major) fights like Gaston
Douses (G major) lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody (C major) bites like Gaston
For there's (A minor) no one as burly and (D minor) brawny
As you (G major) see I've got biceps to (C major) spare
Not a (A minor) bit of him's scraggly or (F major) scrawny
(That's right)
And (A flat major) every last inch of me's covered with (G major) hair
Chorus 4
No one (C major) hits like Gaston
Matches (G major) wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody (C major) spits like Gaston
I'm e (A minor) specially good at ex (D major) pectorating
(A flat major) (Ptooey) Ten (G major) points for Gas (C major) ton!
Bridge 2
When (E major) I was a lad I ate (A minor) four dozen eggs
Every (D major) morning to help me get (G major) large
And now that I'm grown
I eat (A minor) five dozen eggs
So I'm (D major) roughly the size of a (G major) barge
Chorus 5
No one (C major) shoots like Gaston
Makes those (G major) beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around
wearing (C major) boots like Gaston
I use (A minor) antlers in all of my (D major) decorating
(C major) Say it again
Who's a (D major) man among men
And then (C major) say it once more
Who's the (A major) hero next door
Who's a (F major) super success don't you (C major) know?
Can't you (A major) guess?
Ask his (D minor) fans and his (E major) five hangers (A minor) on
(C major) There's just (F major) one guy in (F sharpdim7) town
who's got (C major) all of it (A major) down
And his (D minor) name's G- A- (G major) S- T,
G- A- S- T- E,
G- A- S- T- O, oh
Gas (C major) ton! (C major) (C major) (C major)
(A flat major) (G major) (C major)
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