Gaston
Gaston

Gaston easy guitar chords by Jesse Corti, Richard White, Beauty And The Beast

1991Classical
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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Transpose

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Capo
  • C

  • G

  • Am

  • B

    2
  • Dm

  • D

  • Fm

  • F

  • Ab

    4
  • G#

    4
  • A

  • Bb

  • E

  • F#dim7

  • C

  • G

  • Am

  • B

    2
  • Dm

  • D

  • Fm

  • F

  • Ab

    4
  • G#

    4
  • A

  • Bb

  • E

  • F#dim7

  • Intro 1
    Who 
    does 
    she 
    think 
    she 
    is 

    That 
    girl 
    has 
    tangled 
    with 
    the 
    wrong 
    man! 

    No 
    one 
    says 
    no 
    to 
    Gaston 

    Heh 
    heh. 
    Darn 
    right 

    Dismissed! 
    Rejected, 
    public
    ly 
    humiliated 

    Why, 
    it's 
    more 
    than 
    can 
    bear 

    More 
    beer? 
    What 
    for? 

    Nothing 
    helps 
    I'm 
    disgraced 

    Who, 
    you? 
    Never! 

    Gaston, 
    you've 
    got 
    to 
    pull 
    yourself 
    together 

    Verse 1
    Gosh 
    it 
    disturbs 
    me 
    to 
    see 
    you, 
    Gaston 

    Looking 
    so 
    down 
    in 
    the 
    dumps 

    Every 
    guy 
    here'd 
    love 
    to 
    be 
    you, 
    Gaston 

    Even 
    when 
    taking 
    your 
    lumps 

    There's 
    no 
    man 
    in 
    town 
    as 
    ad
    mired 
    as 
    you 

    You're 
    everyone's 
    favorite 
    guy 

    Everyone's 
    awed 
    and 
    in
    spired 
    by 
    you 

    And 
    it's 
    not 
    very 
    hard 
    to 
    see 
    why 

    Chorus 1
    No 
    one's 
    slick 
    as 
    Gaston 

    No 
    one's 
    quick 
    as 
    Gaston 

    No 
    one's 
    neck's 
    as 
    incredibly 
    thick 
    as 
    Gaston 

    For 
    there's 
    no 
    man 
    in 
    town 
    half 
    as 
    manly 

    Perfect, 
    pure 
    par
    a
    gon 

    You 
    can 
    ask 
    any 
    Tom, 
    Dick 
    or 
    Stanley 

    And 
    they'll 
    tell 
    you 
    whose 
    team 

    they 
    prefer 
    to 
    be 
    on 

    Chorus 2
    No 
    one's 
    been 
    like 
    Gaston 

    king 
    pin 
    like 
    Gaston 

    No 
    one's 
    got 
    swell 
    cleft 

    in 
    his 
    chin 
    like 
    Gaston 

    As 
    specimen, 
    yes 

    I'm 
    intimidating 

    My, 
    what 
    guy, 
    that 
    Gaston 

    Bridge 1
    Give 
    hurrahs 

    Give 
    twelve 
    hip-hips 

    Gaston 
    is 
    the 
    best 

    And 
    the 
    rest 
    is 
    all 
    drips 

    Chorus 3
    No 
    one 
    fights 
    like 
    Gaston 

    Douses 
    lights 
    like 
    Gaston 

    In 
    wrestling 
    match 
    nobody 
    bites 
    like 
    Gaston 

    For 
    there's 
    no 
    one 
    as 
    burly 
    and 
    brawny 

    As 
    you 
    see 
    I've 
    got 
    biceps 
    to 
    spare 

    Not 
    bit 
    of 
    him's 
    scraggly 
    or 
    scrawny 

    (That's 
    right) 

    And 
    every 
    last 
    inch 
    of 
    me's 
    covered 
    with 
    hair 

    Chorus 4
    No 
    one 
    hits 
    like 
    Gaston 

    Matches 
    wits 
    like 
    Gaston 

    In 
    spitting 
    match 
    nobody 
    spits 
    like 
    Gaston 

    I'm 
    e
    specially 
    good 
    at 
    ex
    pectorating 

    (Ptooey) 
    Ten 
    points 
    for 
    Gas
    ton! 

    Bridge 2
    When 
    was 
    lad 
    ate 
    four 
    dozen 
    eggs 

    Every 
    morning 
    to 
    help 
    me 
    get 
    large 

    And 
    now 
    that 
    I'm 
    grown 

    eat 
    five 
    dozen 
    eggs 

    So 
    I'm 
    roughly 
    the 
    size 
    of 
    barge 

    Chorus 5
    No 
    one 
    shoots 
    like 
    Gaston 

    Makes 
    those 
    beauts 
    like 
    Gaston 

    Then 
    goes 
    tromping 
    around 

    wearing 
    boots 
    like 
    Gaston 

    use 
    antlers 
    in 
    all 
    of 
    my 
    decorating 

    Say 
    it 
    again 

    Who's 
    man 
    among 
    men 

    And 
    then 
    say 
    it 
    once 
    more 

    Who's 
    the 
    hero 
    next 
    door 

    Who's 
    super 
    suc
    cess 
    don't 
    you 
    know? 

    Can't 
    you 
    guess? 

    Ask 
    his 
    fans 
    and 
    his 
    five 
    hangers 
    on 

    There's 
    just 
    one 
    guy 
    in 
    town 

    who's 
    got 
    all 
    of 
    it 
    down 

    And 
    his 
    name's 
    G- 
    A- 
    S- 
    T, 

    G- 
    A- 
    S- 
    T- 
    E, 

    G- 
    A- 
    S- 
    T- 
    O, 
    oh 

    Gas
    ton! 


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