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Galoot Up-Date easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa
N/A
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
No capo
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
A
Asus4
Em
G
Am
D
Adim
C
Cm
D#dim
B
Bm
F
G#
G#dim
A
Asus4
Em
G
Am
D
Adim
C
Cm
D#dim
B
Bm
F
G#
G#dim
Intro 1
Verse 1
GALOOT
GALOOT,
GALOOT
GALOOT,
GA
LOOT
CO-
LOG-
NUH
GALOOT,
GALOOT
De
KILLER
CO-
LOG-
NUH
GALOOT
GALOOT,
GALOOT
GALOOT,
GALOOT
CO-
LOG-
NUH
Verse 2
GALOOT,
GALOOT
De
KILLER
CO-
LOG-
NUH,
that's
right
De
KILLER
CO-
LOG-
NUH,
that's
right
Well,
de
gubnint dint
fine
out rights
away
'bout
De 'MAMMY
NUN
S'
Verse 3
Dat's
right
De
'MAMMY
NUNS'
Verse 4
Well,
dey's
too
damn
excited
'bout
de sissies
dey
was
knockin'
off
'N
work
in'
up
an
uncreedable vari
ety
of
the
oretical
scenarios
To
explain
away
how
come
de
fagnits all
be
croakin'
at
de
same
time
in—
NOVEMBER
De month
o'
Verse 5
NOVEM
BUH,
reekin' of
tainted
CO-
LOG-
NUM
Dey
booked
in
de
heavy
pseudo
re-
LIJ-
mus
talent
to
pronunciate de doc-
TRINE
of
BIBLICAL
RETRIBUTIUM
Moving
the
project
forward
Verse 6
Figgin' dat
to
be
Da- da-
dee-
dahh
A
sho-
Verse 7
fi'
expluma
tion, suitable
fo'
Domestic
al
Assuagement
Verse 8
Natchilly, a
substan
tial
number
o'
severely
ignint white
folk
s
went
fo'
it,
hook,
line,
'n
shrinker
By
dat
time,
de
'MAMMY
NUNS' had
already
sprouted
dem 'tato
heads
'N
was
in de
process
of
growin'
out dey
nakkins
Also,
by
a peculiar
corinsidence, we's
all
up
fo' PAROLE
at
de SAME
TIME
That's
right!
You
figgit out
Once
we's
out
DE JOINT,
we
faced
a
hard
time
in
de
depressium
Couldn't
get no
'sembly line
woik,
'n
since
de
nakkins we's
wearin'
atch'ly be
GROW
IN'
outs
our bodies
We
was
labelled
as
'over-
qualified' fo' janitorical deployment
Onliest
good thang
'bout
bein'
a
'MAMMY
NUN
'
is
we be
mo-
less
UN-
destructable
Whatever dey
done
whiffed
up
befo'
don't
do SHIT
to
us now
Fact,
we
jes
might
s be
de onliest
thangs
left
walkin'
in
de U.S.A.,
now
de
MYS'TRY RE-
ZEASE gone
outa
control
Just
like
you
Verse 9
Just
like
you!
I
see
some
of y'all
be
FROWNIN'
'Cause
mebbe
y'think what
I's
tellin'
ya'
is a LIE!
How
'bout
it,
folks?
Whatcha
say?
Is
dat
right?
Yes,
it
sho'
is
Verse 10
Well,
les' jes' have
a test
How
many
o' you
nice
folk
s
think I
knows
what I's
talk
in'
'bout?
RAISE
Y'HAIN UP!
Uh-
huh
An'
how
many
thinks
my
potato
been
bakin'
too
long?
RAISE
YO
MIZZABLE
HAIN
UP
!
Uh-
huh
Now
How
many
you
folks
is
CON
VINCED
de
gubnint be
totally
'UNCONCERNED' wit
de
proliferatium
o' UNDESIR
ABLE
TENANTS
in
de
CONDOMINIUM
o' LIFE?
An'
how
many
folks
believe
THEY
number
won't
come
up,
next
time
de
breeze
blow
fum
de
Easterly
directium?
Les' face it,
peoples!
Ugly
as
I
mights
be,
I
AM
YO'
FUTCHUM
'Les
y'all
prefer
'permanent
storage' or
a condo
in
ATLANTIS
They
could
really
get down
there
Verse 11
Dey
could
really
GET
DOWN
dere,
but,
I's
de
only
protexium you
got
Now,
durin'
de
intromissium, de
SISTERS
be
sellin'
some
MASH
POTATOES
in
de
lobby,
right
over
by
de—
Verse 12
PYRAMID
In
de
vicin
ity
o'
de
SQUID
DE
COR
'Neath
de
Verse 13
planet
o'
de
big
ol'
gi
ant
Un
derwa
ter
door
A
gen
erous
Verse 14
good-
will
offerin'
are
RE
QUIRED
Jes' let
yo'
con
science
be
yo'
guide
BLUE
LIGHT
Verse 15
Jes' follow
de BLUE
LIGHT,
down
de aisle
to
de potatoes
durin' de
in
tromissium
Light,
light,
light, light...
BLUE
Light,
light,
light, light...
BLUE
BLUE
LIGHT
BLUE
LIGHT
Verse 16
An'
while
y'all be
thinkin'
about
de blue
light,
an' y'all
be
decidin'
whether
or not
yo' im
munity gwine
hold
up 'til
de end
o'
de show
I's
'bout
to
address
myseff
to
de re-
educatement o' dem
silly
muthafuck
ers over deahhh
You can't
even
speak
your own
fucking
language
Verse 17
What
on
urf do
you mean:
'MY
LANGUAGE'? I got
yo lan
guage
hangin',
boy
'Long
wif a
two- week
supply
of
IGNINT McNUGGET, de
breakfast
o'
champiums
Don't let
your
meat
loaf!
Huh- huh-
huh
Verse 18
Huh?
Kiss my
McNUGGET
Your micro-
nanette
Verse 19
Y'all
kin
kiss my
micro-
nanette too
BLU
Verse 20
Don't
forget de
GALOOT
CO-
LOG-
NUHHHHHH
GALOOT COLOGNUM
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