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Galoot Up-Date chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Intro 1
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Asus4
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Asus4
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Verse 1
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GALOOT
GALOOT, GALOOT
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GALOOT, GALOOT
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CO- LOG- NUH
GALOOT, GALOOT
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De KILLER CO- LOG- NUH
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GALOOT
GALOOT, GALOOT
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GALOOT, GALOOT
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CO- LOG- NUH
Verse 2
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GALOOT, GALOOT
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De KILLER CO- LOG- NUH, that's right
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De KILLER CO- LOG- NUH,
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that's right
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Well, de gubnint dint fine
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out rights away 'bout
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Adim
De 'MAMMY NUNS'
Verse 3
Dat's right
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De 'MAMMY NUNS'
Verse 4
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Well, dey's too damn excited 'bout
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de sissies dey was knockin' off
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'N workin' up an uncreedable vari
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ety of theoretical scenarios
To explain away how come de fagnits all be
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croakin' at de same time in—
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NOVEMBER
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De month o'
Verse 5
Adim
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NOVEM BUH,
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reekin' of tainted CO- LOG- NUM
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Dey booked in de heavy pseudo re- LIJ- mus talent to
pronunciate de doc- TRINE of BIBLICAL RETRIBUTIUM
Moving the project forward
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Verse 6
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Figgin' dat to be
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Da- da- dee- dahh
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A sho-
Verse 7
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fi' expluma
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tion, suitable fo'
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Domestical
Assuagement
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Cm
Verse 8
D#dim
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Adim
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Natchilly, a substantial number o' severely ignint white folks went fo' it,
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hook, line, 'n shrinker
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By dat time, de 'MAMMY NUNS' had
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already sprouted dem 'tato heads
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'N was in de process of
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growin' out dey nakkins
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Also, by a peculiar corinsidence, we's all
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up fo' PAROLE at de SAME TIME
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That's right! You figgit out
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Once we's out DE JOINT,
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we faced a hard time in de depressium
Couldn't get no 'sembly line woik,
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'n since de nakkins we's wearin' atch'ly be GROWIN' outs our bodies
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We was labelled as 'over-
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qualified' fo' janitorical deployment
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Onliest good thang 'bout bein' a 'MAMMY NUN
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' is we be mo- less UN- destructable
Whatever dey done whiffed up befo'
don't do SHIT to us now
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D
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Fact, we jes mights be de onliest thangs left walkin' in de U.S.A.,
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now de MYS'TRY RE- ZEASE gone outa control
Just like you
Verse 9
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Just like you! I see some of y'all
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be FROWNIN'
'Cause mebbe y'think what I's tellin'
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ya' is a LIE! How 'bout it, folks?
Whatcha say? Is dat right?
Yes, it sho' is
Verse 10
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Well, les' jes' have a test
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How many o' you nice folks think I knows what I's
Em
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talkin' 'bout? RAISE Y'HAIN UP! Uh- huh
An' how many thinks my potato been bakin' too long?
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RAISE YO MIZZABLE HAIN UP! Uh- huh
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Now
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How many you folks is CONVINCED de gubnint be totally 'UNCONCERNED' wit
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de proliferatium o' UNDESIRABLE TENANTS in de CONDOMINIUM o' LIFE?
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An' how many folks believe THEY number won't come up,
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next time de breeze blow fum de Easterly directium?
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Les' face it, peoples! Ugly as I mights be,
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I AM YO' FUTCHUM
'Les y'all prefer 'permanent storage' or
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a condo in ATLANTIS
They could really get down there
Verse 11
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Dey could really GET DOWN dere, but,
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I's de only protexium you got
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Now, durin' de intromissium, de SISTERS be sellin' some MASH POTATOES in de lobby,
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right over by de—
Verse 12
PYRAMID
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In de vicinity o' de
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SQUID DECOR
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'Neath de
Verse 13
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planet o' de big ol' gi ant
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Bm
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Un derwa ter door
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A generous
Verse 14
good- will offerin'
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are REQUIRED
Jes' let yo' conscience
be yo' guide
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BLUE LIGHT
Verse 15
Jes' follow de BLUE LIGHT,
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down de aisle to de potatoes durin' de intromissium
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Light, light, light, light... BLUE
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Light, light,
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light, light... BLUE
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BLUE LIGHT
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BLUE LIGHT
Verse 16
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An' while y'all be thinkin' about de blue light,
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an' y'all be decidin' whether or not yo' immunity gwine hold up 'til de end o' de show
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Em
I's 'bout to address myseff to de re- educatement o' dem
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silly muthafuckers over deahhh
You can't even speak your own
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fucking language
Verse 17
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What on urf do you mean: 'MY LANGUAGE'? I got
yo language hangin', boy
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'Long wif a two- week supply of IGNINT McNUGGET, de
breakfast o' champiums
Don't let your meat loaf! Huh- huh- huh
Verse 18
Huh? Kiss my McNUGGET
Your micro- nanette
Verse 19
Adim
Y'all kin kiss my micro- nanette too
BLU
Verse 20
Don't forget de GALOOT CO-
LOG- NUHHHHHH
GALOOT COLOGNUM
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