French Taunter
French Taunter

French Taunter easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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    • Verse 1
    And now i 
    want to turn 
    you to 

    Sumeria,...787 

    (music 


    begins) 

    (Horn Blows) 

    Hello? ......Hello?! 
    Hello? Who is it? 


    It Is King 
    Arthur 
    and these are my 

    knights of the round 
    table, 

    Verse 2
    whose 
    castle is 
    this? 

    This is the castle 
    of my master, 

    Du eiut of 
    lalamba! 

    Go and tell 
    your master 
    that we have 

    been charged 
    by god, 

    with a sacred 
    quest. 
    If you will give 

    us food and 
    shelter for 

    the 
    night, he 
    can join us 

    in our quest 
    for the holy grail. 

    Verse 3
    Well, 
    i'll ask him 
    but i dont think 

    he will be very keen! 

    Uh, 
    he's already 
    got one 
    you see! 

    Verse 4
    WHAT!?! 
    He says they already 

    got one! 

    Are you sure 
    he's got one? 

    Verse 5
    Oh yes 
    its a very nice! 
    uh 
    i told them 

    we already got 
    one! hehe 

    (snickers behind 
    wall) 

    Verse 6
    Well, 

    uh, can we 
    come up and have a look? 

    OF COURSE 
    not! You are 
    english Type! 


    Well what are you then!? 

    I'm french! 
    Why 
    do you think i have this 

    outragious 
    accent you 
    silly 

    Verse 7
    king! 

    What 
    are you doing in England? 

    Mind 
    your own 
    buisness! 

    If you are will not 
    show us the grail, 

    we shall have to take 
    your castle 

    by 
    force! 

    You 
    dont 
    frighten us 

    you English 
    pig dogs! 

    Verse 8
    Go and 
    boil your 
    bottoms! 

    Son of 
    a silly person! 

    Verse 9
    I'll 
    blow my nose 
    at you, so 
    called 
    Arthur king! 

    You and all 
    your silly 

    English cunnnnnnnnnigits! 

    Verse 10
    TTHPPBPBB!!(making fart 
    nosies with 

    tongue) 

    What a strange person..... 

    Verse 11
    Now look 
    her my good man.. 

    I dont wanna 
    talk to you no more 
    you empty 
    headed animal 
    foot 

    Verse 12
    trough 
    water! 

    I'll fart 
    in your general direction! 

    Your 
    mother was a 

    hamster 
    and you father 
    smelt 

    of 
    eldiberry!!!! 

    Is there someone 
    else up there 

    we can talk to? 

    Verse 13
    NO! Now 
    go 
    away or I 

    shall taunt you 
    a 
    second 
    time! 

    ah 
    well 
    Verse 14
    unfortunatley, our 
    projecter has broken 
    down, 

    and 

    the other one 
    is 
    still at the theatre shop, 

    so, uh 
    while 
    I 

    get Sheila 
    to 
    get around and 

    see if it's ready, 

    and 
    here's a record
    ing of 
    an inbreaker. 

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