Dodged a Bullet chords by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction
Verse 1
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Little baby,
you were brought here
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Through a miracle, and a broken condom
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I didn't know sperm carried knives
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And somehow, you got by the IUD
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The diaphragm, the spermicide,
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and a morning -after pill.
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But if Daddy hadn't been so drunk,
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and Mommy hadn't run out of batteries,
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If Daddy pulled out on time,
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instead of thinking about
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Angelina Jolie,
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Then baby, you wouldn't be here,
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you'd have been wiped
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up with a towel.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Little baby,
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will your new life be a happy one?
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Or will you make your money
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putting sausage between your buns?
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Will you be a great man
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who brings peace to all the land?
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Or the type of guy
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that lures kids
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into a big white cargo van?
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Since you're pretty scary,
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I'm really glad that you're not mine and I guess I'm
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pretty happy that your mommy cheated on me this time
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so go ahead and be just as
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evil as you want to be
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hell yes
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I dodged that bullet and I'm free
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Dodged a Bullet
Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction
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