Geeks Don’t Care chords by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction

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Intro 1

You don't

Verse 1
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have to be anorexic
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like a teenage pop star
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And it's totally cool if
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you've got some scars
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D 
F# 
If you want to be sure that you'll wed
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Play the Imperial March
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when he comes to bed
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D 
He'll be the world's
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most faithful suitor
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G 
When he sees the tattoo of Captain Kirk
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on your hooters
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A 
With the geek by your side
Em 
Bm 
Even if your butt is wide
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A 
You can roll with pride
Em 
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through the red flare
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A 
With the geek you'll be fine
Em 
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You can look like Frankenstein
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A 
He will not decline
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A 
Em 
You're the answer to his
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Em 
A 
D 
F# 
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prayer
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A 
D 
If you dress like Slave Girl,
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Princess Leia,
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There's a really good chance
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A 
that he'll wanna lay ya
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On a king -sized bed
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with Harry Potter sheets.
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Call him Lord Vader
G 
A 
when he skeets, skeets, skeets.
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Always tellin' that he's
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your guitar hero,
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G 
A 
you'll be his final fantasy
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A 
With the geek, you'll be glad
Em 
Bm 
Because all this ain't that bad
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A 
Sigourney Weaver looked totally rad
Em 
G 
An alien with no hair
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A 
With the geek, you'll be on track
Em 
Bm 
Even with your hairy back
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A 
They'll supply you with what you lack
Em 
G 
and lifetime supply of hair
Em 
A 
D 
These geeks don't care
G 
Bm 
If you survive, you're a five
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D 
Together, you're a ten
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A 
D 
Some hot geek love is set to begin
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Yeah, with a geek you'll be hot
Em 
It's just a little chuckle, right?
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D 
A 
D 
Just flash him a little coin slot,
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Em 
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he'll forget it's there
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A 
With a geek, life is good
Em 
Bm 
If you're breathing, he'll get wood
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Lepers are misunderstood
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D 
A 
Em 
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You're just a crusty teddy bear
Em 
A 
Cause geeks don't care
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