Happiest Place on Earth chords by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction

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Intro 1

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Verse 1
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I took an early plane at 7 .45
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I drove up to the gate of
that gleaming
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Mickey's Kate the Paupin
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got my wallet
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and  he sucked that puppy dry
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Guess I'll hit the ATM inside
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Of the happiest place on earth
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Where any discount that they offer
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is just a little joke
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And   you have to get a bank loan
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for a churro and a Coke
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Mickey's got a strong pimp
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hand at Disneyland
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I  strolled on through the gate
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of that wondrous ma  gic place
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And  I was met by a mouse up in my face
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And  I know his name is Nicky
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But his palms are a little sticky
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Now my wallet's gone without a trace
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Goddamn rat
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At the happiest place on earth
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Where all birds  look like they're talking
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And plastic flowers bloom
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The Goofy's selling rubies
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inside the TV room
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Mickey's got a strong
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pimp hand at Disneyland
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All I
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wanted was a t -shirt
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Why oh why does my butt hurt?
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Minnie Mouse is a big flirt
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Just put the money on the dresser
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And if you can't pay your way in,
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beware of Mickey's hitman
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There's seven of a little can
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Topey, grumpy, bashful, sleepy,
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sneezy, dark and trigger -happy
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I stepped onto a boat to
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hear the children sing
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It's a small world,
it's such a sweet refrain
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Then I saw something
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that had me quite confused
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A  bunch of them were
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makin' tennis shoes
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At the happiest place on earth
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Until you lose all of your money
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Playin' cards with Donald Duck
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And for just a little honey
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Winnie the Pooh will
get you a good time
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Nicky's got a strong pimp hand
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at Disneyland
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Nicky's got a strong
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pimp hand at Disneyland
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Don't end up in a shallow grave
by murdering some dwarf
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at Disneyland
Thank