Death by catalogue
Death by catalogue

Death by catalogue easy guitar chords by Colin Buchanan

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

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  • A

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    • Verse 1
    Now, 

    Colin 

    Buchanan, 
    life must be 
    tough in this beautiful 

    country 
    for us to 
    all be 
    so 

    downbeat 
    about it. 

    What's the downside 

    of being so well off? 

    Alright. 

    Make 
    sure you mention 

    Richard. 

    Okay. 

    Well, 
    a little tune is 
    here. 

    I've been inspired 
    to write a little tune. 

    Well 
    they hit 
    the street 
    like a 
    wild stampede, 

    hungry 
    mailbox 
    mouths 
    to feed, 
    delivery 
    kids 

    on well 
    -worn tracks. 

    Give them out, 
    never take 
    them back. 

    Num
    ber 42's 
    got angry 
    dogs, 

    but that 
    won't save 
    him 
    from catalogs. 

    Catalogs, 
    every 
    day, 

    cata
    logs 
    are on 
    their way. 

    You 
    an
    d me 
    can't beat 
    the ogs, 

    can't 
    hold back 
    those cata
    logs. 

    Stuff 
    that bundle 
    in 
    there first, 

    letterboxes 
    fit 
    to burst. 

    Knockdown 
    deals 
    all 
    over the place, 

    pamph
    lets you 
    could see 
    from space. 

    Plagues 
    of brochures 
    ain't 
    receding. 

    Man, 
    I think 
    these things 

    are breeding 
    catalogues 

    Every 
    day, 
    cata
    logues 
    are on 
    their way 

    You 
    and me 
    can't beat 
    the ogs 

    Can't 
    hold back 
    those 
    catalogues 

    Oh, 
    they know 
    it, they 
    wrote 

    it yesterday 

    Coupons, 
    bargains, 
    crazy prices 

    Promo 
    -driven 
    flyer 
    crisis 

    Reams 
    and reams 
    for you 
    and me 

    Home 
    -delivered 
    library 

    Mammon's 

    God, 
    holy 
    word of 

    God 

    Read 
    the gospel 
    cata
    logue 

    Go, 
    catalogues, 

    you 
    can't stop 
    them 

    Catalogues, 
    let's 
    go shopping. 

    It's 
    like 

    Noah 
    and 
    the flood. 

    We're drowning in 
    the cata

    logues 
    here. 

    Catalogues, 
    great 
    for business. 

    Catalogues, 
    here 
    comes 

    Christmas. 

    They 
    got so 
    much stuff 
    to flog. 

    And I 
    got death 
    by 
    catalogues. 

    Thank 

    God it's 

    Friday. 

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