Dare To Be Stupid chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic (Official Version)
Intro 1
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D/E
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B7sus4
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Verse 1
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
G
It's time for us to join in the fight
A
C
It's time to let your babies grow up
to be cowboys
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It's time to let the bedbugs bite
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You better put all your eggs in one basket
G
You better count your chickens
before they hatch
A
C
You better sell some wine before it's time
E
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
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Bridge 1
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D5
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can
E5
While Mr. Wimpole's not around
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Stick your head in the microwave
D5
and get yourself a tan
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B7sus4
Verse 2
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Talk with your mouth full
G
Bite the hand that feeds you
A
C
Bite on more than you can chew
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What can you do? Dare to be stupid
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Take some wooden nickels
G
Look for Mr. Goodbar
A
C
Get your mojo working now
E
I'll show you how
Pre-chorus 1
You can dare to be stupid
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You can turn the other cheek
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You can just give up the ship
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You can eat a bunch of sushi
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then forget to leave a
Chorus 1
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(tip) Dare to be stupid
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Come on and dare to be stupid
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It's so easy to do (dare to be stupid)
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We're all waiting for you, let's go!
Interlude 1
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Verse 3
E
It's time to make a mountain
out of a molehill
G
So can I have a volunteer?
A
There's no more time
C
for crying over spilled milk
E
Now it's time for crying in your beer
E
Settle down, raise a family, join the P-T-A
G
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
A
Then party 'till you're broke
C
and they drive you away
E
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
Pre-chorus 2
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It's like spitting on a fish
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It's like barking up a tree
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It's like I said you gotta buy one
D5
if you want to get one
Chorus 2
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(free) Dare to be stupid
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(yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid
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It's so easy to... (dare to be stupid)
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We're all waiting for you (dare to be stupid)
Bridge 2
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D5
Burn your candle at both ends
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Look a gift horse in the mouth
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Mashed potatoes can be your friends
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B7sus4
Verse 4
E
You can be a coffee achiever
G
You can sit around the house
and watch "Leave It To Beaver"
A
The future's up to you
C
So what you gonna do
E
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid
Chorus 3
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E5
What did I say? (dare to be stupid)
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A5
E5
Tell me, what did I say (dare to be stupid)
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It's alright (dare to be...)
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We can be stupid alright (dare to be...)
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Come on, join the crowd (dare to be stupid)
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Shout it out loud (dare to be stupid)
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I can't hear you (dare to be stupid)
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OK, I can hear you now (dare to be...) Let's go!
Outro 1
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Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)
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Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)
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Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)
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Dare to be stupid (dare to be stu pid)
Dare To Be Stupid
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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