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Cosmik Debris easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa, The Mothers
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Am
D
G
C
Bm
Em
Esus4
E
A
Bb
Am
D
G
C
Bm
Em
Esus4
E
A
Bb
Verse 1
The
mystery
man
came
over
And he said
I'm
outta
sight
He
said
for
a
nominal
service
charge
I could
reach
nirvana
tonight
If I was
ready,
willing
and able
To pay
him
his
regular
fee
He would
drop
all the
rest
of
his pressing
affairs
And
devote
his attention
to
me
Verse 2
But
I said
look
here
brother
Who
you
jiving
with that
cosmik debris?
Now
who you
jiving
with that
cosmik debris?
Look
here
brother,
don't
waste
your
time
on
me
Verse 3
The mystery
man
got nervous
and he
fidget
around
a
bit
He
reached
in
the pocket
of
his
mystery
robe
And he
whipped
out a shaving
kit
Now I
thought
it
was
a razor
And a
can
of
foaming
goo
But he
told me
right
then
when the
top
popped
open
There was
nothin'
his
box
won't
do
With the
oil
of
aph
rodite,
and the
dust
of the
grand
wazoo
He
said
you
might
not believe
this,
little
fella
But
it'll
cure
your asthma
too
Verse 4
And
I
said
look
here
brother
Who you
jiving
with that
cos
mik debris?
Now
what
kind of
a
guru
are
you,
anyway?
Look
here
brother
,
don't
waste
your
time
on
me
(Don't waste
your
time)
I've got
troubles
of my
own,
I
said
Verse 5
And you can't
help
me
out
So,
take your
meditations
and your
preparations
And ram
it
up your
snout
But
I
got the
crystal
ball,
he
said
And held
it
to the light
So I
snatched
it,
all away
from
him
And I
showed
him how to
do it
right
I wrapped
a newspaper
'round
my head
So
I
Verse 6
looked
like
I
was deep
I
said some
mumbo-
jum
bo,
then
I
told
him he was
going
to sleep
I
robbed
his rings
and
pocketwatch
And
everything
else
I found
I
had
that sucker
hyp
notized
He
couldn't
even
make
a sound
I pro
ceeded
to
tell him
his future,
then
As
long
as he was
hanging
around
I
said
the
price
of
meat
has
just
gone
up
And your old
lady
has
just
gone
down
Verse 7
Look
here
brother
Who
you
jiv
ing
with that
cosmik debris?
Now
is that
a real
poncho
or is that
a Sears
poncho?
Don't
you know,
you could
make
more
money
as
a butcher?
So,
don't
waste
your
time
on
me
Don't
waste
it,
don't
waste
your
time
on
me
(om
shanti, om shanti, om shanti, shanti)
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