Cosmik Debris chords by
Frank Zappa
The Mothers 
Key: C minor•
Verse 1
Cm
F
Cm
F
Bb
The mystery
Cm
man came over
And he said I'm outta sight
F
Bb
Cm
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
F
Cm
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
Bb
He would drop all the rest
Cm
of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me
Verse 2
Cm
Eb
Dm
But I said look here brother
Cm
Gm
Cm
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that
cosmik debris?
Dm
Eb
Gm
Gsus4
Look here brother, don't waste
Cm
Eb
Cm
F
your time on me
Bb
Verse 3
Cm
The mystery man got nervous
Gm
Cm
and he fidget around a bit
Bb
He reached in the pocket of
Cm
his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Bb
Cm
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the
top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
Bb
Cm
With the oil of aph_ rodite,
and the dust of the grand wazoo
F
Bb
He said you might not believe this,
Cm
little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too
Verse 4
Cm
Dm
Eb
Dm
Bb
And I said look here brother_
Cm
F
Cm
Who you jiving with that cos_ mik debris?
Eb
Cm
Now what kind of a guru are you,
anyway?
Dm
Eb
Dm
Look here brother_ ,
Gsus4
G
Eb
Cm
Eb
Cm
F
don't waste your time on me
Bb
Cm
F
Cm
Bb
Cm
(Don't waste your
F
Cm
F
Cm
Bb
Cm
Gm
G
Gm
F
Cm
F
Cm
Gm
F
Bb
time)
Eb
Cm
I've got troubles of my own, I said
Verse 5
And you can't help me out
Bb
Cm
So, take your meditations
and your preparations
And ram it up your snout
C
Cm
F
G
But I got the crystal ball, he said
Cm
And held it to the light
Bb
Cm
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right
F
Eb
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I
Verse 6
Cm
F
Eb
looked like I was deep_
Cm
F
Eb
I said some mumbo- jum_ bo, then
Cm
F
I told him he was going to sleep_
Eb
Cm
F
Eb
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
Cm
F
Eb
And everything else I found
Cm
F
I had that sucker hyp_ notized
Cm
F
He couldn't even make a sound
Eb
Cm
F
I pro_ ceeded to tell him his future, then
Eb
Cm
As long as he was hanging around
F
Eb
I said the price of meat has
F
Eb
just gone up
F
C
And your old lady has just
Cm
gone down
Verse 7
Dm
Eb
Look here brother
Dm
Eb
Cm
Who you jiv_ ing
with that cosmik debris?
C
G
Now is that a real poncho
Bb
Cm
or is that a Sears poncho?
Don't you know,
F
G
you could make more money as a butcher?
F
F
Cm
So, don't waste your time on me
Eb
F
Db
Cm
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
(om shanti, om shanti, om shanti, shanti)
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