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Cosmik Debris chords by 
Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
Am
D
Am
D
G
The mystery
Am
man came over
And he said I'm outta sight
D
G
Am
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
D
Am
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
G
He would drop all the rest
Am
of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me
Verse 2
Am
C
Bm
But I said look here brother
Am
Em
Am
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that
cosmik debris?
Bm
C
Em
Esus4
Look here brother, don't waste
Am
C
Am
D
your time on me
G
Verse 3
Am
The mystery man got nervous
Em
Am
and he fidget around a bit
G
He reached in the pocket of
Am
his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
G
Am
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the
top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
G
Am
With the oil of aphrodite,
and the dust of the grand wazoo
D
G
He said you might not believe this,
Am
little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too
Verse 4
Am
Bm
C
Bm
G
And I said look here brother
Am
D
Am
Who you jiving with that cos mik debris?
C
Am
Now what kind of a guru are you,
anyway?
Bm
C
Bm
Look here brother,
Esus4
E
C
Am
C
Am
D
don't waste your time on me
G
Am
D
Am
G
Am
(Don't waste your
D
Am
D
Am
G
Am
Em
E
Em
D
Am
D
Am
Em
D
G
time)
C
Am
I've got troubles of my own, I said
Verse 5
And you can't help me out
G
Am
So, take your meditations
and your preparations
And ram it up your snout
A
Am
D
E
But I got the crystal ball, he said
Am
And held it to the light
G
Am
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right
D
C
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I
Verse 6
Am
D
C
looked like I was deep
Am
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
D
C
then
Am
D
I told him he was going to sleep
C
Am
D
C
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
Am
D
C
And everything else I found
Am
D
I had that sucker hypnotized
Am
D
He couldn't even make a sound
C
Am
D
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
C
Am
As long as he was hanging around
D
C
I said the price of meat has
D
C
just gone up
D
A
And your old lady has just
Am
gone down
Verse 7
Bm
C
Look here brother
Bm
C
Am
Who you jiving
with that cosmik debris?
A
E
Now is that a real poncho
G
Am
or is that a Sears poncho?
Don't you know,
D
E
you could make more money as a butcher?
D
D
Am
So, don't waste your time on me
C
D
Bb
Am
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
(om shanti, om shanti, om shanti, shanti)
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