Broken Hearts Are For Assholes chords by
Frank Zappa

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Key: A major•

Verse 1

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F

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G

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Hey!

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C

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Bb

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C

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F

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C

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G

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Do you know what you are?

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C

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G

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You're an asshole!

Bb

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C

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An AS SHOLE!

Verse 2

G

G

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Some of you might not

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C

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Bb

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C

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agree

'Cause you probably likes a lot

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C

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of misery

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But think a while and you will see...

Am

Am

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Broken hearts are for assholes

Broken hearts are for assholes

Verse 3

Am

Am

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Are you an asshole?

Broken hearts are for assholes

Dm

Dm

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Are you an asshole too?

G

G

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Whatcha gonna do,

Interlude 1

'cause you're an asshole...

F

F

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G

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F

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Verse 4

G

G

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Maybe you think you're a

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lonely guy

Maybe you think you're too

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G

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tough to cry

So you went to The Grape,

Just to give it a try

C

C

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Verse 5

And Dagmar

Without a doubt,

the ugliest son of a bitch I ever saw in my life

Em

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Was his name...

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G

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One Two Three Four!

Verse 6

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G

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The whiskers sticking out

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from underneath of his

Pancake make-up

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C

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Em

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And And yet he was a beautiful lady

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Em

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Nearly drove you insane

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Let's talk about

Verse 7

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Leather: LEATHERRRRRR

Em

Em

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And so you kissed a little sailor

C

C

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Tex Abel, starring in the latest

Em

Em

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Shepperton Production:

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C

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Who had just blew in from Spain

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C

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Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf You

Verse 8

Am

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D

D

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You You sniffed the reeking

C

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buns of Angel

The story of a demented bread-boffer

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And acted like it was cocaine

Verse 9

Cucumber pud annexed

C

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Dm

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to a fine whole-wheat loaf

loaf

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You were dazzled by the ex citing

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new costume of Ko-Ko

Then Then on Tuesday night,

Caesar's back in town

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In a way you can't explain

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Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag tag tag

Verse 10

team grudge match

With Kona.

And so you worked the wall with

Michael

Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds pounds

Em

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pounds pounds of Samoan dynamite

Verse 11

Which gave your back an awful strain

C

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Volcanic Hell

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D

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But you came back on Sunday

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Em

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for the gong show

Next Thursday, teen town's finest...

Verse 12

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But you forgot what I was sayin'

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'Cause you're an asshole,

D

D

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You're an asshole

That's right

G

G

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C

C

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You're an asshole, you're an asshole

Verse 13

D

D

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Yes, yes

You're an asshole,

G

G

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C

C

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you're an asshole

That's right

G

G

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You're an asshole,

C

C

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G

G

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you're an asshole

Verse 14

G

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C

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Now you been to The Grape 'n'

G

G

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you been to The Chest

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'N' now I think you know what you

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G

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are: you're an asshole

Verse 15

G

G

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You say you can't live with what

C

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you been through

Well, ladies you can be an asshole

C

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G

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too

You might pretend you ain't got one

C

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G

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C

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on the bottom of you,

Em

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But don't fool yourself girl

Verse 16

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It's lookin' at you

Em

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Don't fool yourself girl

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It's winkin' at you

Em

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Don't fool yourself girl

Verse 17

C

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It's blinkin' at you

That's why I say

G

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I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it

C

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Ram it up yer poop chute

Verse 18

G

G

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Corn hole

Ram it, ram it, ram it

C

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Ram it up yer poop chute

G

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Fist fuck

Verse 19

Ram it, ram it, ram it

Ram it up yer poop chute

C

C

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G

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Wrist-watch; Crisco

Ram it, ram it, ram it

Verse 20

G

G

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Ram it up yer poop chute

C

C

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Pud!

Verse 21

G

G

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C

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G

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Don't fool yourself, girl

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C

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It's goin' right up yer poop chute

G

G

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Don't fool yourself, girl

C

C

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It's goin' right up yer poop

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G

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D

D

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chute

(etc., repeats)

Verse 22

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Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...

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Frequently asked questions

What is the original key of Broken Hearts Are For Assholes?

The original key of Broken Hearts Are For Assholes by Frank Zappa is A major.

What are the main chords for Broken Hearts Are For Assholes?

The primary chords used in Broken Hearts Are For Assholes are G, D, A, C, Bm, Em.

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