Broken Hearts Are For Assholes chords by Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
(F major) (C major) (G major) Hey! (F major) (G major)
(F major) (G major) (F major) (C major) (G major)
(B flat major) (F major) (C major) (G major)
Do you know what you (F major) are? (C major) (G major)
You're an asshole! (F major) (C major) (G major)
An (B flat major) AS SHOLE! (C major) (G major)
Verse 2
Some (G major) of you might not
(C major) agree (B flat major) (F major) (C major) (G major)
'Cause you probably likes a lot
of misery (C major) (G major) (B flat major) (F major) (C major) (G major)
But think a while and you will see... (C major)
(A minor) Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
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Verse 3
Are you an asshole? (A minor)
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole (D minor) too?
Whatcha gonna (G major) do,
Interlude 1
'cause you're an asshole...
(F major) (G major) (F major) (G major) (F major) (G major) (F major) (G major)
Verse 4
(G major) Maybe you think you're a
lonely guy (C major) (G major) (F major) (G major)
Maybe you think you're too
(C major) tough to cry (B flat major) (C major) (G major)
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
(C major)
Verse 5
And Dagmar
Without a doubt,
the ugliest son of a bitch I ever saw in my life
Was (E minor) his name...
(C major) One (D major) Two (G major) Three Four!
Verse 6
(D major) The whisker (G major) s sticking out
from (C major) underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And And (E minor) yet he was a (C major) beautiful lady (E minor)
(C major) Nearly drove you insane (E minor)
Let's (C major) talk about
Verse 7
(C major)
Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little (E minor) sailor
(C major) Tex Abel, starring in the latest
(E minor) Shepperton Production:
Who had just (C major) blew in from Spain
(E flat major) Sir (B flat major) Richard (C major) Pump-A-Loaf You
Verse 8
You You sniffed (A minor) the (D major) reeking
(C major) buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
(E minor) And acted like it was cocaine
Verse 9
Cucumber pud annexed
(C major) to a fine (D minor) whole-wheat loaf
loaf
You were dazzled by the (D major) ex citing
new (C major) costume of Ko-Ko
Then Then on Tuesday night,
Caesar's back in town
(E minor) In a way you can't ex (B major) plain
Facing off (D major) in a no-holds-barred tag (C major) tag tag
Verse 10
team grudge match
With Kona.
And so you worked the wall with
Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds pounds
pounds (E minor) pounds of Samoan dynamite
Verse 11
Which gave your back an awful strain
Vol (C major) canic Hell
(G major) But you (D major) came back on Sunday
(C major) for the (E minor) gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...
Verse 12
But you forgot what I was (C major) sayin' (D major)
'Cause (G major) you're an asshole,
(D major) You're an asshole
That's right
(G major) You're an asshole, you're an (C major) asshole
Verse 13
Yes, yes (D major)
You're an asshole,
(G major) you're an (C major) asshole
That's right
(G major) You're an asshole,
you're an (C major) asshole (G major)
Verse 14
Now you (G major) been to The Grape (C major) 'n'
(G major) you been to The Chest
'N' now I think you (C major) know what you (G major)
are: you're an asshole (C major) (G major)
Verse 15
You (G major) say you can't live with what
you been through (C major) (B flat major) (C major) (G major)
Well, ladies you can be an asshole
too (C major) (G major)
You might pretend you ain't got one
on the bottom of you, (C major) (G major) (C major)
(E minor) But don't fool yourself girl
Verse 16
It's lookin' at (C major) you
Don't (E minor) fool yourself girl
It's winkin' at (C major) you
Don't (E minor) fool yourself girl
Verse 17
It's blinkin' at (C major) you
That's why I say
(G major) I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer (C major) poop chute
Verse 18
Corn hole (G major)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer (C major) poop chute
Fist fuck (G major)
Verse 19
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; (C major) (F major) (G major) Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Verse 20
Ram it up yer (G major) poop chute
(C major) Pud!
Verse 21
Don't (G major) fool yourself, girl (C major) (G major)
It's goin' right up yer (C major) poop chute
Don't (G major) fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up yer (C major) poop
chute (G major) (D major) (C major)
(etc., repeats)
Verse 22
Aw, I (G major) knew you'd be (C major) (G major) surprised...
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
Frank Zappa
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