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Broken Hearts Are For Assholes easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 2
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
F
C
G
Bb
Am
Dm
Em
D
Eb
B
F
C
G
Bb
Am
Dm
Em
D
Eb
B
Verse 1
Hey!
Do
you know
what
you
are?
You're
an
as
shole!
An
AS
SHOLE!
Verse 2
Some
of
you
might
not
agree
'Cause
you
probably
likes
a lot
of misery
But
think
a while
and you
will see...
Broken
hearts
are for
assholes
Broken
hearts
are for
assholes
Verse 3
Are you
an asshole?
Broken
hearts
are for
assholes
Are you
an asshole
too?
Whatcha
gonna
do,
Interlude 1
'cause
you're
an asshole...
Verse 4
Maybe
you think
you're
a
lonely
guy
Maybe
you think
you're too
tough
to cry
So
you
went to
The Grape,
Just
to give
it a try
Verse 5
And
Dagmar
Without
a doubt,
the ugliest
son
of a bitch
I ever
saw in
my
life
Was
his
name...
One
Two
Three
Four!
Verse 6
The whisker
s sticking
out
from
underneath
of his
Pancake
make-up
And And
yet he was
a
beautiful
lady
Nearly
drove
you
in
sane
Let's
talk
about
Verse 7
Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so
you
kissed
a little
sailor
Tex
Abel,
starring
in
the latest
Shepperton
Production:
Who had just
blew in
from Spain
Sir
Richard
Pump-A-Loaf
You
Verse 8
You
You sniffed
the
reeking
buns
of
Angel
The story of
a demented
bread-boffer
And
acted
like
it
was
cocaine
Verse 9
Cucumber
pud
annexed
to a fine
whole-wheat
loaf
loaf
You were
dazzled
by the
ex
citing
new
costume
of
Ko-Ko
Then
Then on
Tuesday
night,
Caesar's
back
in
town
In
a way
you
can't
ex
plain
Facing
off
in a no-holds-barred
tag
tag
tag
Verse 10
team
grudge
match
With Kona.
And so you
worked
the
wall
with
Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine
pounds
pounds
pounds
pounds
of Samoan
dynamite
Verse 11
Which
gave your back
an
awful
strain
Vol
canic
Hell
But you
came
back on
Sunday
for the
gong
show
Next
Thursday,
teen
town's
finest...
Verse 12
But
you
forgot
what
I
was
sayin'
'Cause
you're
an asshole,
You're
an asshole
That's
right
You're an
asshole,
you're
an
asshole
Verse 13
Yes,
yes
You're
an asshole,
you're
an
asshole
That's
right
You're
an asshole,
you're
an
asshole
Verse 14
Now you
been to
The Grape
'n'
you been to
The Chest
'N'
now I
think you
know
what you
are: you're
an
as
shole
Verse 15
You
say you
can't
live
with what
you
been through
Well,
ladies
you can
be
an asshole
too
You might pretend
you ain't
got
one
on
the bottom
of you,
But
don't
fool
yourself
girl
Verse 16
It's
lookin'
at
you
Don't
fool
yourself
girl
It's
winkin'
at
you
Don't
fool
yourself
girl
Verse 17
It's
blinkin'
at
you
That's why
I
say
I'm
gonna
ram
it,
ram
it,
ram
it
Ram
it up yer
poop
chute
Verse 18
Corn
hole
Ram
it,
ram
it,
ram
it
Ram
it up yer
poop
chute
Fist
fuck
Verse 19
Ram
it,
ram
it,
ram
it
Ram
it up yer
poop
chute
Wrist-watch;
Crisco
Ram
it,
ram
it,
ram
it
Verse 20
Ram
it up yer
poop
chute
Pud!
Verse 21
Don't
fool
yourself,
girl
It's
goin'
right
up yer
poop
chute
Don't
fool
yourself,
girl
It's
goin'
right
up yer
poop
chute
(etc., repeats)
Verse 22
Aw,
I
knew
you'd
be
surprised...
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