Briefcase Boogie chords by Frank Zappa
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Intro 1
(G major) (B major)
Verse 1
(G major) Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride to
Chicago (G major) every (G major) day
(G major) Oh lord, look at you boy,
chained through the nipples
and every god damn thing.
You a sick white motherfucker,
ain't ya?
Bells on bobtails ring,
making spirits bright. (F major) (F sharp major)
Oh, (G major) what fun it is to ride to Chicago
every night.
For Christ's sake, Rhonda,
have you no shame?
Y 'all make up your mind yet, boss,
to mammy your dreams?
You bet. I've waited all my
life for this moment.
My heart is fluttering.
If only I could submit my (B major) self on (G major) approval
for a limited time
only to that nasty little rubber
mammy on your knee.
Abdullah X? (B major) The mystery (E major) sister? (G major)
Y 'all wants to party hardy
with the miniature rubber mammy
with the string on the back?
Yow!
(D major) Didn't you (G major) get enough buce
from the other bitch
when you was living in the
cardboard hut?
Harry? (B major) Harry? (G major) Hey, Harry?
Fucking worm, (E flat major) I wanted (G major) the boss, Harry!
Not now, dearest.
Please. This is serious.
Little Mammy, what'll it be?
Hips or lips?
You're a worm!
(B major) A fucking worm! (G major) (E flat major)
(G major) These are my tits, Harry!
I have tit (E flat major) s!
Look! (G major) Look at me!
Look at my wonderful tits,
you fucking worm!
I'm going to pretend
I'm squirting them on you!
Oh wee! Almost gotcha!
Not now, Rhonda!
Oh! Oh! I love this!
Hurt me! Hurt me!
Pull my chain,
you tiny potato -headed whatchamacallit!
They're almost spreading, Harry!
Look, look! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, you fucking worm!
Abdullah! Is (G major) y 'all right?
Don't be pulling the boy's chain
too hard there.
He got some other show to do tomorrow.
(G major) Don't put that in your mouth, girl!
I knows you can't help yourself
with that crazy motherfucker
abusing you like that, (G major)
but just hang on a little longer.
He be dropping the wad
pretty soon now.
Jingle bells!
Jingle bell (G major) s!
Oh, this is divine!
This is my (B major) pussy, (G major) Harry.
Look, see it?
You know what I'm gonna do with it,
(G major) you worm!
I'm gonna make it fuck something,
that's right!
You won't get any of it
because you're disgusting!
And I don't need you, Mr. First Nighter!
My wonderful,
wonderful pussy doesn't need you!
I have my briefcase, (A major) Harry! (G major)
I'm going to fuck my briefcase!
I'm going to fuck!
Look at this!
I've got it right over here!
There see it my big brown briefcase
my briefcase.
It's (D major) big Harry (A major)
It's (D major) full (G major) of business (D major) papers
(G major) from my career.
I'm gonna put my glasses on Harry
I'm gonna put my hair up in a bun
then I'm going to fuck fuck fuck (B major) (G major)
(D major) See (A major) me see how (G major) I've got my hair up.
Oh, (D major) I'm really (G major) doing it Ronda!
Have you no shame?
Keep the briefcase closed
(D major) for Christ's (G major) sake!
All your documents are falling out!
Oh, I'm good!
(G major) Oh (E flat major) God, (G major) I'm good! Harder! Faster!
Oh, (E flat major) this is terrific!
Boy, (E major) I need it so bad! (A major)
Those (E major) are the Warner Broth (A major) ers files,
(G major) aren't they, dear?
Don't you (E flat major) think there'll
be some ques (F major) tions
about the condi (D major) tion of the blue paper?
(F sharp major) Girl, (B major) best be careful with (G major) the latch!
(B major) I'm stuck in the handle (G major) now, (D major) Harry. (G major)
(A major) Look, it's (D major) (G major) a screw in
(E flat major) the handle. (G major)
Hurt (E flat major) me, Abdullah.
Make me whimper
and beg
for your tiny rubber love. (G major)
I've got a foun (D major) tain pen, Harry.
(B major) I've got (G major) a fountain (E flat major) pen
with my ini (G major) tials on it.
I'm putting it in my mouth, Harry.
I'm (A major) going to get it (G major) wet.
(F sharp major) I'm going to stuff (D major) (G major) it up my asshole
(E major) and (G major) ride the briefcase again.
(G major) You disgusting perver
ted bas (E flat major) tard worm.
I'm (B flat major) going to do (E flat major) it. Look, Harry!
Oh! Oh! (E major) Goddammit, Harry!
Watch (E major) me!
This is for (B major) your own good! (E major)
Briefcase Boogie
Frank Zappa
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