Briefcase Boogie chords by Frank Zappa

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride to
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Chicago every day
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Oh lord, look at you boy,
chained through the nipples
and every god damn thing.
You a sick white motherfucker,
ain't ya?
Bells on bobtails ring,
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making spirits bright.
G 
Oh, what fun it is to ride to Chicago
every night.
For Christ's sake, Rhonda,
have you no shame?
Y 'all make up your mind yet, boss,
to mammy your dreams?
You bet. I've waited all my
life for this moment.
My heart is fluttering.
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G 
If only I could submit myself on approval
for a limited time
only to that nasty little rubber
mammy on your knee.
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Abdullah X? The mystery sister?
Y 'all wants to party hardy
with the miniature rubber mammy
with the string on the back?
Yow!
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Didn't you get enough buce
from the other bitch
when you was living in the
cardboard hut?
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Harry? Harry? Hey, Harry?
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Fucking worm, I wanted the boss, Harry!
Not now, dearest.
Please. This is serious.
Little Mammy, what'll it be?
Hips or lips?
You're a worm!
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A fucking worm!
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These are my tits, Harry!
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I have tits!
G 
Look! Look at me!
Look at my wonderful tits,
you fucking worm!
I'm going to pretend
I'm squirting them on you!
Oh wee! Almost gotcha!
Not now, Rhonda!
Oh! Oh! I love this!
Hurt me! Hurt me!
Pull my chain,
you tiny potato -headed whatchamacallit!
They're almost spreading, Harry!
Look, look! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, you fucking worm!
G 
Abdullah! Is y 'all right?
Don't be pulling the boy's chain
too hard there.
He got some other show to do tomorrow.
G 
Don't put that in your mouth, girl!
I knows you can't help yourself
with that crazy motherfucker
G 
abusing you like that,
but just hang on a little longer.
He be dropping the wad
pretty soon now.
Jingle bells!
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Jingle bells!
Oh, this is divine!
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G 
This is my pussy, Harry.
Look, see it?
You know what I'm gonna do with it,
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you worm!
I'm gonna make it fuck something,
that's right!
You won't get any of it
because you're disgusting!
And I don't need you, Mr. First Nighter!
My wonderful,
wonderful pussy doesn't need you!
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I have my briefcase, Harry!
I'm going to fuck my briefcase!
I'm going to fuck!
Look at this!
I've got it right over here!
There see it my big brown briefcase
my briefcase.
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It's big Harry
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D 
It's full of business papers
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from my career.
I'm gonna put my glasses on Harry
I'm gonna put my hair up in a bun
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then I'm going to fuck fuck fuck
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See me see how I've got my hair up.
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G 
Oh, I'm really doing it Ronda!
Have you no shame?
Keep the briefcase closed
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G 
for Christ's sake!
All your documents are falling out!
Oh, I'm good!
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Oh God, I'm good! Harder! Faster!
Eb 
Oh, this is terrific!
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Boy, I  need it so bad!
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Those are the Warner Brothers files,
G 
aren't they, dear?
Eb 
Don't you think there'll
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be some questions
D 
about the condition of the blue paper?
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Girl, best be careful with the latch!
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I'm stuck in the handle now, Harry.
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Look, it's a screw in
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the handle.
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Hurt me, Abdullah.
Make me whimper
and beg
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for your tiny rubber love.
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I've got a fountain pen, Harry.
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Eb 
I've got a  fountain pen
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with my initials on it.
I'm putting it in my mouth, Harry.
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I'm going  to get it wet.
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I'm going to stuff it up my asshole
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and ride the briefcase again.
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You disgusting perver
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ted bastard worm.
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I'm going to do it. Look, Harry!
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Oh! Oh! Goddammit, Harry!
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Watch me!
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This is for your own good!