I'm a fucking walking paradox,
Threesomes with a fucking triceratops,
Wearing synthetic wigs made of
harder than a motherfucking Flintstone
Making crack rocks out of pussy
This nigga Jasper tryna get grown
seven of his bitches in my bedroom
I'm a scribble this sin and shit
While Syd is telling me that she's
been getting intimate with men
(Syd, shut the fuck up) Here's
the number to my therapist (shit)
You tell him all your problems,
he's fucking awesome with listening
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses I
told him to quit bitchin',
and this isn't a fucking hotline
sheesh, I already got mine
And he's not fucking working,
I think I'm wasting my damn time
This the revenge of the dicks,
that's nine cocks that cock 9's
This ain't no V. Tech shit
But after bowling, I went home
for some damn Adventure Time
(What'd you do?) I slipped myself
And danced around the house
in all-over print print panties
that fucking broad will never understand me
I just wanna boogie to some Marvin
(What you think of Hayley Williams?) Fuck her,
I'll crash that fucking airplane that
that faggot nigga B.o.B is in
And stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn
And won't stop until the cops come in
so how about I start a team of leaders
And pick up Stevie Wonder
gold teeth and pregnant golden retrievers
All I want, fuck money, diamonds and bitches,
But where the fat ones at? I got
the black kids never wanted to read 'em
Snap back, green ch-ch-chia fucking
It's been a couple months,
and Tina still ain't perm her fucking weave, damn
So I beat DeShay up with the stack
another critic writing report
I'm stabbing any blogging faggot
I'm Wolf, Tyler put this fuck
Ace gon' put that fucking hole in my head
that was me who shoved a cock in your bitch
man?) Fuck the fame and all the hype, G
I just want to know if my
father would ever like me
so he's probably just like me
man) That's what my conscience said
Then it bunny hopped off my shoulder,
Now the only guidance that I had
Actions speak louder than words,