Are You Embarrassed Easily? chords by Monty Python

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Verse 1
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Are you embarrassed easily?
I am, but it's nothing to worry
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about.
It's all part of growing
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up and being British.
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This course is designed
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to eliminate embarrassment,
to enable you to talk
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freely about rude objects,
to look at awkward
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and embarrassing things,
and to point at people's privates.
The course has been designed
by Dr. Carl Gruber
of the Institute of Going
a Bit Red in Helsinki.
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Here, he himself introduces the course.
Hello, my name is Carl Gruber.
Thank you for inviting me into your home.
My method is the result
of six years' work
here at the Institute,
in which subjects were exposed
to simulated embarrassment
predicaments
over a prolonged thought.
Period. Time. Sorry.
Lesson one. Words.
Do any of these words embarrass you?
Shoe. Megaphone. Grunties.
Now let's go on to something ruder.
Wankel rotary engine.
Now lesson two, noises.
Noises
are a major embarrassment source.
Even words like tits,
winkle and vibraphone
cannot rival
the embarrassment
potential of sound.
Listen to this, if you can.
How do you rate your embarrassment
response?
A, hi, B, hello, C, good evening.
If C, you are loosening up
and will soon be ready for this.
Well, how did you rate?
A. Embarrassed
B.
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Hello C.
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Good evening
Now lesson three,
in which these rude and dirty
sounds
are combined with smutty visual
suggestions
into an embarrassment simulation
situation.
You are the waiter at this table.
Charles,
I've got something to show you.
Score 5 for No Embarrassment,
score 3 for Slight Embarrassment,
and 1 for All